Looking for a way out of the relationship I would guess

Possibly a more pressing question: what are you doing snooping on your partner's phone?

One of my favorite Joker moments came out of Batman: Animated Series in Christmas with the Joker.

Neither of these do anything to disable or even hide Memojis. This is some clickbait nonsense.

That sounds like a horrible viewing experience. Oh hey, 20 mins in, you fucked up, have fun re-watching the movie to get back to where you were.

Well. Not really appropriate but it goes through my mind every time.

There’s an easier way: just ask them “Why do you think that?” after literally every sentence they say. Offer nothing. Bounce it all back. I’ve never had to ask it more than three times in a row before they gave up and walked away. It’s a real time saver.

*waits to see how 2020 turns out*

Move to Italy and open a business to collect $770 a month. Then wait for the local mobster to show up and demand $1000 a month tribute for the privilege of running said business. 

The same Italy that’s refusing boats full of migrants??  Weird.

Well at least that will give them a sense of pride and accomplishment 

She’s worried that he’ll become abusive, and he’s already displayed several of the typical warning signs. Ignoring their instincts on stuff like this is how women get killed. That sounds extreme but it’s true. She doesn’t owe it to him to put her safety at risk while he figures out how to handle his issues in a more…

he screams at her until she cries. she doesn't owe him shit.

I hope not jumping into marriage so fast is a common sense opinion, but who knows anymore.

Yikes that first one. Idk man, this may be an unpopular opinion but people please don’t jump into marriage so fast. Live together at least a year or two to really get enough time to learn how you two are together after the newness/excitement or honeymoon period simmers down. You never really know a person until you…

What the everliving fuck is this shit.

It’s sort of refreshing to see them just drop all pretense.  

There’s only one candidate with a strong anti-windmill platform, and Donald Quixote is not a Democrat.

The reason we don’t have kei cars is because of crash test regulations, not fuel economy regulations.

WTF is the purpose of trying to roll back emissions standards if basically all of the major manufacturers have already agreed to it? Oh yeah, the same thing that causes these morons to constantly shoot themselves in the d!ck... “owning the libs.”