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What about tackling and strangling someone? Maybe that’s not a sex offense, but surely tackling and strangling someone is against the law, whether you masturbate on them or not? How did he not get jail time for that?

As much as I hate to say it, this looks like a set up. We all know that Alex Jones only gets hard when the kids are dead.

She worked 8 days a week!

Not to mention she’s only put in like 10 days of actual work. 

citation needed

Columbia employee, here. You know what I’d fucking love to see, sometime? Columbia not continuing to employ someone who it fucking knows did deplorable shit, knows it for decades, and only severing ties either (a) when there is public pressure and publicity and/or (b) when that person voluntarily steps down. When my

WHY ARE WE STILL HAVING THIS CONVERSATION???

Have you seen Silicon Valley? I wouldn’t exactly describe it as a celebration of Tech bros. 

“My brother has autism.”

Trump got nothing new out of the arrangement, he just managed to secure a promise by Mexico to speed up the activities.

Give the guy a break, he successfully got North Korea to stop ballistic missile testing after all!

Give the $26 million directly to Planned Parenthood.

probably ad-driven

Thelma? Is that you?

What a well-rounded mess of songs this week. Yawn @ Cardi. I still don’t get where Charli XCX is supposed to fit in, and Diplo dancing with the dolphins in that screenshot (and in the video) is awkward as hell in a video full or ironic cringes. I think Bad Bunny would be SO much better if he dropped that mumble rap

So in other words, you should use the warranty if your purchase is not working as it should?

Lots of build up. What could go wrong

I haven’t had sex almost 6 years. Fuck, I’d go to Mars

I won’t even travel across a king size bed for sex. You roll to me. 

What I think every time Carbi B wants us to look at her bad chop jobs: