As someone that worked in a bank, I can tell you this: If you’ve hyphenate your name, expect a life of inconvenience, because truth be told, nobody anywhere will ever be able to find your shit, ever. No two piece of documentation ever match. It is a nightmare. Anytime someone came to my window with a hyphenated name…

So,lemme get this right:

Nancy Drew looks chunky here.

You know what the most frustrating thing about Amazon reviews is? None of this. The most frustrating thing is that THEY DON’T SEPARATE REVIEWS BY MODEL OR SIZE.

At least until he has a coronary episode on a gold toilet with his phone in his hand. I feel like that can’t be too far off.

BUT HER EMAILS PANEL GAPS!!!

“Our bipartisan bill...”

Better not bruise that officer’s knuckles with your face when they arrest you for resisting arrest...

Trump has never drank alcohol. Pills and cocaine on the other hand.

at least he got 9/11 in there :)

So fine. Rudy was completely sober when he completely came apart in multiple interviews over multiple days.

NO ONE lives in a perpetual state of Christmas morning like Avenatti

Most conservatives believe GeoCities was the pinnacle of graphic design.

For serious. I thought that couldn’t be the real logo when I saw it.

okay but WHY is the logo SO BAD, were they not able to find conservative flack graphic designers or what

Melania really is complicit in all this.

I really, really thought that the headline was a dig at Melania for English being her second language. And I was going to say that was cheap. BUT “BE BEST” REALLY IS THE SLOGAN? I’m done. wtf.

Melania gonna Melania

Bible-thumpers don’t ever read the shit in the Bible. They might as well be thumping a piece of wood because they sure as shit don’t live the way the Bible tells them to.

We’ve already arrived at the jokey part of this administration. “Oh, that Donald, what a scamp, running around with porn ladies!”

The dickweeds who fought tooth-and-nail to keep me from being able to legally marry my partner are the same Bible-thumpers who are now excusing Trump’s NUMEROUS philanderings as, “It…