Bitch, whut?

Hard pass.

Why does he always do this shit on Fridays??

I’m,

Nope, she’s the asshole who wrote a “memoir” in which she lied about volunteering in Africa, invented stories about evil African mercenaries and wild escapes and other bullshit, and made it clear that she’s racist, clueless, and untalented.

Shes a failed actress who finally landed the job of sucking some creepy old guys dick in exchange for jewelry and fine home furnishings.

That’s it, I am buying stock right now in popcorn. All the popcorn companies.

Please elaborate.

FTFY

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

I’m still having a hard time coming to terms with the fact that we are living in a world without Prince and Bowie. It just seems crazy that they’re gone.

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.

How you gonna start a war on your day off?

Hey, girl! You awesome. Just letting you know about something that you already know.

I have never heard of green discharge being a symptom of herpes. Am I missing something?

Japan, taking a hard stance on serious issues: Entertainers expressing any sort of autonomy over their “talent agencies”. Wanna go to greener pastures, boys? Can’t do that so suck it up! What about having sex, girls? You apologize for your sexual urges, harlot!

Man... we let Zayn Malik off waaaaaayyyy too easy.

Pfft. You call that an apology? This is Japan, people. Do it like you mean it!