The worst part is that you know this person hangs out in the passing lane, despite that fact that it’s just as much against the law as speeding...

Every strike was glorious.

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Sis held him in place and went to work on his jaw. She was not playing.

I’m so tired. So very tired.

One thing I find the oddest about these sort of social media posts from people working in the entertainment industry is why they make them. It’s clear now that your social media accounts can impact your job so why not just share vapid updates about upcoming projects rather than say what’s in your heart and risk…

vAcCiNe dAmaGeD ChILdREn!

Yes and yes.

People are going to be pissed when they find out the thing in Erin’s basement was the friends they made along the way.

I would get so mad watching Pokemon because Ash was so bad at being a Poke Trainer. Ash doesn’t know which types beats which types nor does he seem to understand the shows catchphrase “Gotta Catch ‘em All”.

Every anime series longer than 24 episodes is full of fillers. Quality is directly related to quantity when it comes to anime.

Would you prefer to see the real life adventures of a video game character?

Admittedly way down the ladder of concern, I’ll note that the one closest to Marmalade Mao has a Harley-Davidson patch on, which they are supposed to be boycotting, because of, I dunno, reasons. Like Harley wanting to stay in business in the face of ruinous tariffs.

Oof. Looks ugly as hell. Obliterates any sense of atmosphere, ruins textures put under lighting they were never designed for, and totally destroys the sense of scale in many of these areas by washing it all out with this blinding white fog.

How you gonna light up the dark areas in the game and not show the Tomb of the Giants in your video? Come on now.

I guess we can just get rid of cinematographers then since lighting is irreverent and everything is equally good when blown out and massively overexposed. I look forward to the re-release of Pitch Black where it’s just day for 100% of the movie.

Damn, Aquaria is looking rough since winning Drag Race.

I think Melania just overdid it with the fillers. Plus, picking a double that actually looks like Melania wouldn’t be BoneSpur’s style. He’d pick a completely different looking (and much younger) woman and then declare that this was what Melania has always looked like and only someone who hates America and loves MS-13…

He would have fallen to the ground and kicked that Infinity Gauntlet right off Thanos’ fist.

I don’t know if “tugging on their genitals” is the best way to throw the average pedophile off of his rhythm.