showusyoursoffits
ShowUsYourSoffits
showusyoursoffits

Well, one thing that’s going on is that Rand Paul is exactly the libertarian asshole of a neighbor that you would expect him to be. As the developer of the gated community that Rand lives in has said, Paul is the kind of guy who moves in to a development with a 13-page covenant on rights and restrictions that everyone

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Megyn Kelly Wardrobe Wall - 9/25/17-11/09/17

Right?? I feel like it was kismet, in a way, that she broke the 4th wall in the last episode.

I think they should just recast the role of Frank Underwood with Peter Dinklage, and play it completely straight, no acknowledgement of the change whatsoever.

[dons little white yacht captain hat]

“Scream it in the streets and run up to me at restaurants”. Ok, sure

I wasn’t on the I Hate Ansel Elgort train before, but I was on a plane last week that played Fault in Our Stars (I could not escape!) and now I’m the engineer, ticket-taker and brakeperson. Never thought I’d live to see the day when I’d be happy a kid died of cancer, but that’s the magic of Ansel Elgort, I guess.

I did not know. Thanks, Satan.

Funny story: I was getting out of the shower and saw something on the bathroom wall. Now, I am blind without glasses, so of course I do the reasonable thing and get real close to see what it is.

I knew a lady who used to get ladybug infestations every spring - one time I counted more than 3o on a single 3x5 pane of her window. ANY insect in sufficient quantity is gross and creepy - the only difference is in the numbers.

She lives in a townhouse and the balcony is the top floor deck (right outside my window). No idea how the intruder got onto such a high deck, but he fled by jumping onto my fire escape and through our building’s emergency exit door. This morning there were a couple of suits on her balcony, discussing the merits of

I recently watched a few seasons of the show during a period of unemployment having never seen it before, and I think they are all essentially good people. They’re flawed obviously, and I think there are valid critiques of them and their behavior (although I’m not sure who among us couldn’t say the same) but I am

Jennifer’s outfit is super weird from the front, but at 0:26 when she hugs Kim, you can see that somehow the straps of the black dress are on the outside of the white shirt? Like...how? How can the white shirt be on the outside in the front but the inside in the back?

Hah! That’s actually the second thing I always think of. Not Carrie with the shoes though. Carrie when she starts dating Mikhail Baryshnikov and is telling the girls while shopping that she’s taking “a LOH-VAH.” And their faces are like “um, can you not say that?”

Definitely not commenting on how she goes thru famous lovers like designer shoes.

Oh, that’s because it’s been sitting under a heat lamp for days.

It honestly is amazing how Dominoes was able to completely turn themselves around. For the fast chain pizza’s it is by far the best, not sure what the fuck Pizza Hut is doing, but it is a hut of sadness. Little Caesars was the shit when I was a kid and we went to Caesarland. Sbarro gave my fiance diarrhea on a flight

I thought she was dressed up as Kris Jenner on any given day...

Wait, so Megyn is dressed as Momager Kris Jenner, right?