showusyoursoffits
ShowUsYourSoffits
showusyoursoffits

Bottle blondes, fake boobs, tanning salons, and mediocre white dudes in Ed Hardy tees and elaborately embroidered A|X jean, as far as the eye can see.

You noticed,she did that, too right??? ? I mean it made sense .....Lu didn’t want people thinking she was giving up her Countess title .... to reign over some shitty spot in FLORIDA. It’ll be like me saying .... “I’m giving up the Hamptons for Jones Beach, LI”

Exactly. Give Lu a spin-off and have her host a new set a fab ladies down there. Pull her from Bethanny’s death grip.

For this one, my vote goes to Naples. But side note: when the f is Andy going to do a RHO Chicago? Every day I add 1-2 names to my ongoing list of who would be perfect for it. More Florida? Ugh.

As Tinsley absolutely should!! Lu was trying to pass it off like they are on Palm Beach. “The island” is much much much richer than West Palm, which is on the mainland.

CAME HERE FOR THIS. WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

I mean, the answer is clearly West Palm Beach...or is it West Palm? Or Palm Beach?

Oh, they should do Orlando. Lots of sports and music wives there. Deliciously tacky—would be perfect!

If sports is really an escape from politics, then we should probably get rid of the national anthem before the game. No need for the reminder about politics and war before the game starts.

She’s the best part.

That racist judge is a brunette.

Bless you for recognizing Posh as the comedic icon she is.

Normally you have good opinions, but this is not one of them.

Let’s not forget...

The real itch for me was... When Spice Girls dropped, their marketing team was already pronouncing them the next Beatles.

The double decker bus jumping the draw bridge is my favorite part of that entire movie!

I really think Spice World is totally underappreciated for the madcap batshit crazy hilarious masterpiece that it is. Like, yes its also dumb as a bag of rocks, but most of the time its in on the jokes and its always super fun. Also, the race to Royal Albert Hall scene at the end of the movie is simply great.

I don’t know if it helps but 30 Rock is moving to Hulu.

Have you seen the commercial? I am pretty sure she is wearing the blazer because she plays a cat/human couple’s therapist trying to figure out why some guy’s cat won’t shit in the litter box. It is so bizarre and almost painfully dumb.