I don’t remember a lot of the plot points but Theresa worked for Ethan’s family maybe as a maid and then worked her way up to wearing a lot of shift dresses in the pastel periwinkle to lilac shades as the mom’s assistant and she did some shady stuff and he went away for some reason. I don’t know if Jane the Virgin…

Some friends and I would watch it together and take shots whenever Theresa said “It’s fate!” God, I miss college!

God. Passions was SO BAD. I watched it religiously.

That upsetting. I understand there’s a level of manufacturing that goes into crafting the Kardashian public narrative but honestly we’re at the point where if Kris gets a creepy doll that is actually a leprechaun or maybe a warlock and they’re literally just the reboot of Passions.

Yeah, this is far from a new phenomenon.

I’m just here to remind you of the amazing xmas track 3lw has for your holiday needs.

Please just let me make jokes.

My 18 year old cousin uses her mom’s credit card (that her mom gave her) to take Ubers and pay for lunch or brunch with her friends at restaurants so they can practice for their post-college future in the city using their parent’s credit cards for brunch

I’m going with Tiny Bigly Truths.

Starred for Ja’mie, Australia’s TRUE greatest export!

Sad. Let’s revisit the elegant wedding photographs they made public:

You’re thinking of Timothy Olyphant. I sometimes get them confused.

Yes it is, but this is about Australian tabloids.

Also this great fight:

DAMN LYDIA i know thass right

Vicki Gunvalson’s greatest hits gif thread!

Vicki crossed the line from hate watch to just hate during the cancer scam season (and the amazing introduction of Meghan Kind Edmonds, PI). She should have been axed after that season and waited quietly for a few years to erode our collective memories and then come back. But she can’t physically survive without…

I love nothing more than when messy bitches who love drama end up stirring the wrong pot and then try to talk their way out of it. This is what you wanted, babe. Roll with it.

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

Hold weddings people can’t actually afford, if we’re talking Biltmore.