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Yeah I don’t get it either. I’ve cut myself on accident with a knife. When asked I just said “Yeah I was cutting something and accidentally cut myself.”

It’s been in style in the US for the last 5 to 8 years, IIRC. It’s an old-fashioned haircut, sometimes known as a “high fade” or “undercut”. All the barbers at my usual barbershop have it: they’re all tattooed, too. I’ve seen women with it, though theirs tend to have the hair on top much longer. First pic is Nick

No self-respecting ACTUAL housewife would have failed to put dish detergent on that area before the top EVER made it near a dryer. Now that stain is set, bitch.

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Here is KHOU’s live YouTube feed with WFAA Ch. 8 in Dallas handling the studio functions and directing/coordinating the local KHOU reporters.

The water has currents you idiot

One of the more interesting things about this story is one you only touched on. KHOU’s station was flooding and the staff had to move upstairs to continue broadcasting. However, the entire station soon lost the ability to send anything out to the transmitter and the station told Brandi that “she was it, you’re all we

I’m not convinced “too much head” is ever a situation this piece of human garbage has ever had to deal with.

It’s not a fucking “flamethrower,” you Nazi-sympathizing cumstain, and he was defending himself and the elderly man behind him after the gunshot and during an attack with a flagpole.

Nah, it gets Nazis fired from their jobs and shamed from their neighborhoods. :D

Looks like it’s sane Americans vs. Nazi-wannabes and the police forces and the White House.

It hasn’t even been 24 hours and I am already exhausted by Taylor.

“Elron”

SnaBeCa

It’s definitely at least the fourth

It’s more of a suburban castle, really, with bus routes running past on three sides. Full credit to her father, to be fair, who bought it when it was a rotting deathtrap. It’s now a weddings-and-retirement-parties type of hotel, with an extremely aggressive discount coupon program. You could think of it as the Olive

I think she misunderstands how the spouse of the Treasury Secretary is viewed. Hers is not a position where flaunting excessive wealth and (obviously desired) luxury brand affiliations is a winning strategy.

Rockstuds were handed out to every last basic-bitch style blogger with more than 10K followers five years ago. They are dumb and common and impress no one.

What a mishmash of assumption about the definition of luxury. Chanel next to Michael Kors? Please.

Meanwhile, you don’t see Mnuchin bragging about the fact the he’s wearing Tom Ford’s actual skin. Real class act.

Speaking of which, she screams “I love to shop in Europe but do everything I can to avoid paying any duty.” God, I’d love to be a Customs officer just once when this bitch comes sauntering off the plane. Every suitcase opened, every label inspected.