No self-respecting ACTUAL housewife would have failed to put dish detergent on that area before the top EVER made it near a dryer. Now that stain is set, bitch.

Here is KHOU’s live YouTube feed with WFAA Ch. 8 in Dallas handling the studio functions and directing/coordinating the local KHOU reporters.

The water has currents you idiot

One of the more interesting things about this story is one you only touched on. KHOU’s station was flooding and the staff had to move upstairs to continue broadcasting. However, the entire station soon lost the ability to send anything out to the transmitter and the station told Brandi that “she was it, you’re all we…

I’m not convinced “too much head” is ever a situation this piece of human garbage has ever had to deal with.

It hasn’t even been 24 hours and I am already exhausted by Taylor.

“Elron”

SnaBeCa

It’s definitely at least the fourth

It’s more of a suburban castle, really, with bus routes running past on three sides. Full credit to her father, to be fair, who bought it when it was a rotting deathtrap. It’s now a weddings-and-retirement-parties type of hotel, with an extremely aggressive discount coupon program. You could think of it as the Olive…

I think she misunderstands how the spouse of the Treasury Secretary is viewed. Hers is not a position where flaunting excessive wealth and (obviously desired) luxury brand affiliations is a winning strategy.

Rockstuds were handed out to every last basic-bitch style blogger with more than 10K followers five years ago. They are dumb and common and impress no one.

What a mishmash of assumption about the definition of luxury. Chanel next to Michael Kors? Please.

Meanwhile, you don’t see Mnuchin bragging about the fact the he’s wearing Tom Ford’s actual skin. Real class act.

Speaking of which, she screams “I love to shop in Europe but do everything I can to avoid paying any duty.” God, I’d love to be a Customs officer just once when this bitch comes sauntering off the plane. Every suitcase opened, every label inspected.

Hold the fuck up. Steven Mnuchin’s new shiksa wife is the angel-haired Zambian war lady??? Why didn’t I know that?

Oh Honey. Hashtagging your clothes to show off your wealth is so vulgar and gauche.

It’s a flat tax. 6 minutes of sex that can best be described as ‘uncomfortable’ with a dude who looks like a well-dressed suburban Ohio middle school vice principal, every Saturday at 8:30 pm on the dot. But you can write off the 4 martinis required to get you pleasantly fuzzy prior to the act, so there’s that.

About the same as the taxation rate for a reality tv show host who launders russian mob money through his real estate properties?