showusyoursoffits
ShowUsYourSoffits
showusyoursoffits

That show sucked bigly.

I completed forgot about this until right now but I went to the Sidekick III official launch party in 2006 and Paris and all of those people were there. There was a giant ice sculpture of a sidekick (maybe 3 ft tall) and some girl tried to touch it, knocked it over and it shattered into a million pieces, and I swear

There are only 26 comments on this gem of a post????????

Her career hasn’t nosedived. She’s left our declining economy to go make her millions where the money is now. If anything, she’s probably raking in more cash now and has more followers than before.

A masterpiece?

They broke jamie lynn spears pregnancy!!!

omg i wanted a sidekick SO BAD

I used to read Perez Hilton back when he was mean (I guess also overweight, though the transformations were not simultaneous), and he drew jizz and cocaine on celeb’s faces with ms paint. I think he has kids now??

The Kardashians have continued on because Pimp Mama Kris understands the importance of crafting a narrative and keeping the material fresh.

She is inexplicably still very successful in Asia and the Middle East - as I recall (and don’t ask me why I know this), her perfumes make millions and she gets paid eye watering sums to DJ in places like Dubai. How this is possible, I can’t say! She probably still pines for the sweet fame of the early 2000s though.

neighbour’s garden

I love her drawing attention to columns that support nothing, almost as much as the terms “Pringles Can of Shame” and “Lawyer Foyer”.

Posting on Twitter helped her locate a lawyer with expertise in this area, as the article outlines

Why? All she did was post the letter they sent. She was already contacting lawyers before she posted it. And because of this, she’s getting a lot more attention for her case. Which might actually be the thing that gets Zillow to back off.

I kind of like the house in the link, but maybe that’s because I don’t have one and any house looks good at this point.

A good and true correction.

I am speaking directly about action stars as there seems to be a correlation between the extreme physical nature of their work and a personal level of extremes that includes substance abuse issues as well as interpersonal issues. There are so many more men in the action scene and it makes Michelle stand out for good

She is also well-known to be difficult on set, an alcoholic with a temper and a history of DUI’s that make her a risk to hire (and the cause of some job losses in her past) and Fast and the Furious offered her a path back to audiences by bringing her back into the franchise when she’d been written out. Sooo I think

I find these little palate cleansers charming. Like last week when Jake Tapper took a break from tweeting news to tweet about the history of how Superman cuts his hair. (Really.)