I remember my mind was blown in elementary school when a kid told me he woke up at 5 a.m. and played nintendo for an hour or two before school. Like, I didn’t even know that was an option!

“...every one of Devil May Cry 5’s sexy trash protagonists has absolutely fucked”

I feel like Josh has the potential to be our generation’s Mr. Rogers. 

god dammit, now everything i read today will be in julia child’s voice. even as i’m typing out this very message. 

I think crowding the pan is probably my biggest issue. I’ve actually found more success using less oil, just enough to coat the pan. Letting the meat come to room temperature is probably a huge culprit too. I do that with my steaks and other ‘hunks’ of meat, but I seem to have a care-free approach when it comes to…

I love cooking easy one-skillet meals and use a lot of ground turkey to replace beef. I have a hard time getting the same crispy brown texture with the ground turkey though. There always seems to be a lot of moisture in the pan. How can I reduce this to not get ‘boiled’ ground turkey? I’ve tried to increase the stove…

I’m sure this is a great monitor for video editing and whatnot, but for PC gaming enthusiasts, I’m not sure what the feasibility is for 4K... yet. It takes a hell of a rig to run anything at 4K to achieve 60 fps, and if you can afford a 2080 or 1080 ti, chances are your budget for a monitor would be increased as well.

I’m sure this is a great monitor for video editing and whatnot, but for PC gaming enthusiasts, I’m not sure what the…

If you can’t eat it with one hand, or it requires a utensil, then you are buying fancy food that just so happens to be sold in a truck

Who is holding the gun to your head to spend that much on a wedding? That would be my first question. 

Alex Jones is scum of the earth and should be thrown in a pit for eternity, BUT calling Joe Rogan a ‘leaking butthole’ is pretty funny. 

He’s a bro scientist through and through

People coming to interrupt me to talk about something that could easily be explained or taken care of via email. And the flipside, people writing essay-length emails explaining something that would be best discussed in a face-to-face meeting. 

Or, Amazon should make their packaging recyclable. Let’s not continue to blame consumers for mega corporations’ lack of environmental responsibility. 

People in an office setting should take this to the next level and schedule individual task time slots as visible/public meetings so that other people will see your unavailability on your calendar. This is highly encouraged at my work and looking at people’s calendar, you’ll often see, “1-3 p.m. prepping for ____…

It’s the startup’ization’ culture running amok. Taking things that people have already been doing and that have existed for decades re-packaged in a quirky way to make it seem more interesting.

The sooner people realize that once they step outside the hygienic bubble of their home, they are essentially wading through a public sea of shit, piss, blood, and jizz, the more at ease they can become.

I like the classic, “Make every dollar do a job”