I’ve watched EVO.... I’ve watched SC2 tournies... Hearthstone.. Dota... Moba.. blablah, RTS, FPS, Fighter, Farter... So and so...

This was the only thing that came out of CES that I actually WANT to buy:

String underwear in a Japanese action game... groundbreaking. Why exactly is this controversial?

Remember full frontal nudity in GTA4? Cuz that happened. I thought we’d be over this by now.

I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again: Give me this game on the PS4 where you can play it with a VR headset and use a regular DualShock4 controller (not some bullshit gimmick of motion controls), where I can pretend to be a space pilot while sitting/laying down on my couch, and I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEYS.

I find it interesting how the show keeps building up Dr. Ford to be this grand villain, when it’s quite obvious to me that he is probably the most heroic character of them all. He is the only person who understands how dangerous these creations have the potential to be.

Too bad they are playing it on one of the worst controllers designed for any gaming console ever created. Try playing Mario Kart, much less Smash Bros, on one of those things. You will hurt yourself. What other controller has the right analog stick on the TOP RIGHT of the damned controller, above the buttons? It’s…

Why is it that the first thing that popped into my mind while looking at that man’s face was an oversized thumbs-up dressed in a suit with a face drawn on it?

People over-complicate Turkeys. Spatchcook it on a grill at the lowest temp setting, breast side up. Wrap wings and bottom of legs in tin foil. Wait 3-5 hours, checking internal temp on all sections every hour or so. If you want to save the drippings, toss a pan below the bird and put a grate on top of the pan. Prep…

Polygon makes a video. Kotaku posts this video, cuz fuck it, why not?

An oscillating multi-tool is one of those things you might not use on a weekly basis, but it’s useful enough that everyone should have one in their tool kit completely fucking useless.

An oscillating multi-tool is one of those things you might not use on a weekly basis, but it’s useful enough that…

As a white guy in tech in California, it was actually EASIER than how the game portrays it. I voted this past Saturday (yes, on the weekend!) in a very well staffed office. They had me fill out a single form with my basic information. They did not check my ID. I used the electronic ballot and was in-and-out within 15…

Counter point #1: This is why children are made.

Ok? Ray Liotta voiced Tommy Vercetti, which is who I was comparing to Trevor Philips.

Vice City was also Lazlow’s best performance in a GTA.

While I consider newest GTA to be the best of the series, which I tend to believe each time they come out with their latest iteration, I have always considered Vice City to by my favorite story and setting. Tommy Vercetti is just a delightful sociopath. He has a little bit more motivation and self-direction than your…

I can barely stand watching NFL. I detest watching College. I couldn’t even imagine considering the thought of watching High School Football.

When I was in Shibuya, working on the 36th floor of an office building, there was a smoking room on the 34th floor. It was a fair size, maybe 10x15 feet, with an air filtration system and ash trays. It was actually a pretty awesome setup so you didn’t have to take the express elevator all the way down and have to go…

Overly complicated character creation screens.

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? Holy shit, this is one of the most racist things I’ve ever seen.

Zero of these games interest me. Give us some REAL games. The thing that interests me the least is the idea of having to use motion controls.

Here is what I want in a PS4 VR experience: Elite Dangerous and the ability to use a normal controller while I lay down on my couch and just GO.

Now, that sounds like fun. This…