shovion
Shovion
shovion

I like how when I use the word “pussies” I get called a misogynist for using sexist language. I’m sorry, did I offend? But maybe you’re right. “Pussy” is too good a word to be used on these delicate flowers. Instead, we’re all a bunch of nondescript gender-expansive sex organs, or lack there of!

As a 29 year old millennial, I can’t abide apologist pussies in my generation. Political incorrectness is covered in free speech, the most important right that we have. Safe spaces and trigger warnings are merely accepted terms for censorship.

How on earth did you write an article this long about Wrastling?

Now playing

The problem with No Man’s Sky is that there is dick-all to do. Take all that technology they developed, all the procedurally generated hoo-haw, and all of the features they actually did manage to get into the game, and what we have is a really great background that could have been incorporated as secondary features in

I laughed. This is right up there with not wanting to see the Hulk Hogan sex tape. Now, enjoy the 1500 messages from SJW’s telling you that you’re a racist sexist bigot.

This is an easy one.

Hah! ME1 planet exploration... now that right there is the definition of a lack of content. No Man’s Sky is revolutionary compared to that. Too bad it’s derivative to many games that have come out since ME1.

I’ve always considered Skyrim to be a masterpiece. While there is an ‘end’ to the main questline, there is still no real ‘win-state’ as you put it. No Man Sky has done nothing more than what many RPG’s have been doing for decades... but instead of being a fluid and feature filled game, you have to farm shit over and

You don’t see the advantage of having a portable computer?

I’ve been using a bulky ASUS ROG laptop for years, and while now it’s horribly outdated, it still plays most games like a champ. That being said, now that the desktop/laptop bridge has been gapped with this new GPU technology, portability has become all that

This is something that I observed in Tokyo that I honestly wouldn’t mind catching on in America. An actual 3d representation of what your food will look like if you eat at the establishment is fucking brilliant... and it also was a fine indicator of “oh, no, I don’t want that at all...”

The haircut, the glasses, the jacket... I’ll admit that’s the first things I notice. But look a bit closer, and notice that he’s wearing a fucking bolo tie. Totally completes the get-up.

Darlene is a babe.

I have never seen Steven Universe, and doubt I ever will. Perhaps being a cisgender white male, I don’t quite understand this. This would seem like someone is getting upset over The Powerpuff Girls, Teen Titans, or Dexter’s Lab. Just seems a bit silly. Queer baiting? These are just cartoons...

The movie was hilarious. Saw an early screener of it.

Sous Vide videos are completely unrelated to how I cook my dinner every night, but for some fucking reason, I keep seeing that shit over and over and over again.

Clicks. Money. Stuff. Pokemon. Poorly Made Steaks. Stuff.

How many memes can we fit into one post? This thread is all about images, right?

I don’t understand what this comment means, nor do I believe that you have any understanding of how art works within the video game industry, professional or fan based. I on the other hand, understand both, and have lived the life of an art producer for several years. Let’s flip a coin to go eat some shit. I call

I’m sorry, but the idea that “It’s a blog,” is a tired excuse. It’s not a blog. I have read some blogs before, and they have been pretty awful.

I love this argument, as I’ve seen it time and time again as I’ve bitched about the “laziness” or perhaps, I should say, the questionable standards here at Kotaku.

As a long time veteran of the office nerf wars, there is one gun that rules them all. It is the Hammershot.

New to nerf? $10 later, the Hammershot will make you king.

As a long time veteran of the office nerf wars, there is one gun that rules them all. It is the Hammershot.

New to