I would pay good money on a daily basis to watch people from Toronto and Texas fight one and other.

Grew up on them. The fucking fist and the chainsaw are not what I would call an “emphasis on melee.” They are exceptions in certain situations.

Almost every kill in the video above was a melee finisher. I’m sorry, but that’s not DOOM.

The emphasis on melee isn’t very DOOM-like to me. Based off of what you showed, I give it a big ole meh.

I’ve never seen this type of reaction from lane splitting. Florida. Who would have guessed. The dude is lucky he’s alive. Had a few very close calls there.

Ah, yes. The Nintendo E3 Tuesday morning show that I never catch on time, because it starts at 9 FUCKING AM.

I never understood Dash’s big poofy shoulder things. They don’t seem to serve much of a purpose.

At least she has plenty of water bottles now.

Where on earth do these people behind the show get off with a stunt like this? How demeaning. You should be issued a public apology for gross insensitivity.

I haven’t been interested in a CoD game since MW2. I thought this trailer actually did something different for a change, and actually made me interested in the series again. I guess that goes to show you that anything strikingly different in a yearly franchise will be poorly received.

Played it. Boring.

Hah. You asking eastern developers to cater to your western interests? Here’s a solution, play a western MMORPG... oh, wait, they’re all shit. Nvm.

A believer? In what? The Lord Jesus Christ who rose from the grave to pay for his sins?

6 minutes? Holy fuck. Just show me some actual gameplay already.

Don’t you just kind of wish these were all bloodsports? I support the first annual Hunger Games.

Everything about this screams awful. #NotMyDOOM

So...do I need to wait for the NX for the next Zelda? In other words, will there actually be no Zelda for the Wii U?

Well, in the future, I might pick it up. But what’s the likelihood that Kotaku will cover that update? And I’m not going to be checking their website for a feature that should have been done for launch.

I mean... these games are made for couch-coop. When I see a screenshot of anything like this, before reading anything…

Reading this article, I was sold... until I saw your comment.

SO NOT SOLD.

Sorry. Most Christians in the US.

Why am I even responding to this? My ego.