Thanks for your response, Geoff!

Geoff,

From my experience, there's no "really amazing food" place in Tokyo that takes foreign credit cards. Tokyo is a surprisingly cash-only city for a major metropolitan area. Thank goodness for the frequent post-offices that allow international debit withdrawals.

For some reason I said Garden instead of Freshness.

"There is no better burger chain in Japan than Mos Burger."

And get this: You're still just a writer, bud. Just imagine putting on the producer hat.

Why would they leave out the Polynesian empire?

Okay, I've been in the industry for over 5 years, and have had to have many layoffs too.

I worked for DeNA. Spent several months at their HQ in Shibuya, Tokyo, learning about F2P game design the "Japanese Way". This game is extremely typical.

What the hell did you just make me watch?

This HAS to be parody. Nobody is this off... it got to be an act.

"Kotaku, stop trying to make Destiny happen. Most gamers who played it have abandoned it at this point."

The most important program for Windows 8:

Next year: The 3DS XL-LMNOP

Nobody but Japan cares, Brian.

Uh... Hrmpph... Sweet?

JUST RELEASE THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY.

I dunno. I'd say that the majority of the gaming community is either A) Pro Women or B) Doesn't Care Just Give Me Destiny.

This is why if you get a horn, while in first place, you hold on to that thing for as long as possible.

I haven't played in a few months, but my Monk could solo Tier 3 Torment without a problem, Tier 4 with a slight problem, and Tier 5 & 6 with a bunch of deaths. On the other hand, I was most impressed with Barbarians. They could tear through Tier 5 & 6 with minimal deaths.

While that was absolutely hilarious, I recently found a new respect for Michael Bay after I watched this brief but very interesting analysis of his movies:

That young woman in the background looks about as bored as I would be in her situation.