Most people never thought this was ”cool”:

Or,

Я в порядке с этим

Yeah, I fucked up somehow. 

Saab But True

It’s called a Gentleman’s Sweep.

Saints-Pats would have been a better game in every conceivable way. 

How could they possibly give up on a 3-armed man?!

Maroon 45*

I recently learned that people actually write wrestling fan fiction. I guess basketball fan fiction is a thing too. 

I always knew that damn Wall was bad JuJu. 

Nice.

What if New Orleans wants to trade AD for LeBron and refuses to budge?!

Guaranteed lottery picks for the next five years

Tread Lightly

The real question is - Will Brady be allowed to eat Fried Chicken at the White House?

It’s pronounced Qwes-oh. Look it up, sweatie. 

Tony Romo, 5 times a game last season.

Saints-Pats would have been the best (you know it).