This is fantastic kinja.

I hope they name it the Magnum Cherokee XL for maximum irony. 

You spelled Metta World Peace wrong. Understandable, mistake. FYI Ron Artest is also a valid answer.

Shifting gears 17 times while accelerating.

See you at The Bitter End

Sacr-E-lege!

Never tweet. 

Ok I’m glad we’re on the same page here.

The worst thing people do in office bathrooms is fart at the urinals when there’s someone next to them.

My favorite part about this story is that he looks pretty damn good for 69 (nice), but would look like a TERRIBLE 49-year-old.

Paris In Flames

he at least got to yell a bunch of profanities at the refs.

I was thinking Geo Metro at first, but I think you’re right.

Not all heroes wear gloves. 

No.

1. Let’s hope she doesn’t use that cringe-worthy terminology

the special top-down prudence