MUDBUTT

The 2018 rookie QB class: nothing but a bunch of poiseurs. 

Horny Tony Parker?

The Fast And The F1-8rious

Miscast to play in the antemasque!

Spitzza House. 

+1 We Hardy Knew Ya

Are you saying he’s no longer Elite?!

Because don’t be a fucking dick.

indeed it is

Not the COTD we need, but perhaps it’s the COTD we deserve. 

Belichick? Smoke-ichick.

Dallas? Does he know the devil’s lettuce is still illegal in Texas?! 

Why keep trying to fly when you’ve reached the sun so long ago?

Like a Saturday night I’ll be gone before you knew that I was there

She’s lucky she’s kinda cute.

I'm dog sitting right now and she woke me up at 6 am to go out and then puked all over my apartment... 

Waaaaaay too many letters, Shakespeare. This is football, not a spelling bee! 

Punk, pop-punk, ska, whatever the fuck you want to call it, I’m in the mood for it.