“You owe me an apology,” she said. “I have never cheated in my life. I have a daughter and I stand for what’s right for her. I’ve never cheated, and you owe me an apology. You will never do another one of my matches.”“And you stole a point from me,” she said. “You’re a thief.”

Viscera Eyes

who will take offense to that statement

Can’t Vait

Do not worry, Celtics fans. His lawyer is on the way.

Or maybe ask the Russians

+1 really tight catsuit. 

Eh. Fuck that guy. 

+9/11

You can see the damage in real time

Why? Do you need help with your addiction?

This sounds ideal. But I'd settle for 200 miles / 30 minutes right now. 

Is this where I talk about my fantasy team?! 

Let The Bodies Hit The Floor with some Drowning Pool:

La Liga would totally work here.

“First they say ‘Just Do It’ but then, ‘No! Not like that!’
This is absolutely absurd!”

Big fan of the house arrest ankle monitor slot. Very thoughtful. 

OK Portnoy. 

Why Your Team Suck 1995: Buffalo Bills

The new Alkaline Trio album came out today. It’s pretty good!