Both Mexico and London are ~ over 6 hours from New York (our biggest city, with 2 teams). But physical distance isn’t even the main issue. The fact that neither city produces any significant NFL talent nor are particularly attractive to NFL players is the main problem. Cultural distance, if you will.

Toronto would make a lot of sense.

Hey! There are only 64 35 cities that have a larger population in this country! Show some damn respect.

Hey! There are only 64 cities that have a larger population in this country! Show some damn respect. 

Also

Tecate and Modelo are drank with lime AND salt in Mexico.

Goddamn, dude. Just put the phone away. Just for a little while. 

“And where did they hide the Spice Channel anyway?!”

Saw these guys live last night. They closed with this one:

“I Was Sort Of Dying On The Inside”

Oh yeah, this guy gets it.

No.

Sure is.

Birds don't have dongs. 

rly makes u think...

The Yankees Blew A 4-1 Lead

This. Definitely this:

Kobe! Kobe! Kobe!

Same.