inject that shit right into my veins!

goddamn that was a pretty goal.

Buffalo! 

Yes. 

“Yeah, we’re gonna let the Kremlin handle this one.”

Good thing Kemba isn’t married huh?

“located an unresponsive male”

“late Saturday night”

This is cool. I wish the Volt could drift, though. 

Spurs

Goodbye, Burke!

More importantly, is Rondo the giver or receiver here?

I have an even better one.

Nice. 

Deadspin writers out here with secret admirers and I can't even get a text back... 

That must be it. 

“LeBron’s Lakers”

- Houston was a Chris Paul hamstring away from doing it.