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Um, because the person in front of THEM reclined their seat and there's no dealing with an upright seat in that case.

We'll file this under "problems I'll never have" because I spend every family-oriented holiday alone. By myself. Sometimes crying.

There's a possibility that's what the author intended (cos it makes sense when you think about it) but it all kind of falls apart when you see how abusive the relationship is

I feel a lot less afraid, to be honest. In regards to struggling with myself, the struggle was in relation to how I make my mother look to the public. I didn't want to keep making her out to be this very overtly malicious creature, because at times in my life, she was not that. But then again, I had to (because I have

Dear Ms. Haze: When I listened to your renditions of Same Love and Cleaning Out My Closet it cut me straight to my heart. I really felt like you were telling me my own life. I loved both of those and I'm thankful someone can talk about the darkness so many of us carry around. When you did these, was it difficult to be

Your freestyle on "Cleaning Out My Closet" was one of the most unflinchingly honest and brave works of art I've truly ever heard, and I really thank you for sharing that with the world. Your lyrics describe a lot of hardship and I wonder, what did you do to realize your dream despite your struggles? When was your "big

Can't think of a worthy question right now, so just came here to say that you kick ass.

Children cannot legally consent to sex. Children cannot legally consent to sex. CHILDREN CANNOT LEGALLY CONSENT TO SEX!

I agree completely with you, this is gross and in poor taste.

Chris Brown has a singular talent for making it impossible to sympathize with him even if he’s recounting a vaguely traumatic incident from his childhood. You know, like that time he lost his virginity to teenage girl. When he was eight.

Please don't promote any comments which accuse him of lying. That's not how we treat potential victims of sexual assault round here y'all. Thanks!

"vaguely traumatic"? The hell, Doug Barry?

This is really sweet, but... my first thought was "Man, how many batshit crazy people are going to read this, decide it's the most romantic thing ever, and then silently seethe with resentment and passive-aggressive hostility as each day passes and their clueless S.O. fails to throw them their dream Pinterest wedding

GOP temper tantrum:

I like Hillary and all, but I swear, the left's premature ejaculation over her candidacy is what makes me want to scream even louder when I see something like THIS. Let's expand the field, maybe? So a fresher-faced woman with some pretty serious guts like this can have a shot? Can my fellow "liberals" be more open

Make her be president please someone please yes thanks.

I totally agree with you that this is not the time for the asker to be like 'Brad didn't text me back :(', but I think it's also unfair to expect your friends to completely revolve around your problems to the point where you get angry at them for expressing any other interests, or to be a punching bag for your

Katy Perry has nothing on Train for bad lyrics! How do you compete with: "your lipstick stains on the front side of your left side brain." Or maybe, "just a shy guy looking for a toe ply hefty bag to hold my love."

I gotta admit...I like the idea of a company being like "Hey, you're an adult and can make adults decisions about what you put in your body. Eat this if you want to eat this."

I can count on one hand the number of times I've eaten Cinnabon in the past ten years, but each of those times, I had 100% decided that 1000