What the shit is with all these motherfucking trolls on this motherfucking site today?! And why are all these shitbirds getting out of the grey, but I and other commenters way awesomer and around here longer than me aren't? Didn't Lindy just write an article about how shitty these jagholes are? Where the fuck are they…

They really should lettuce know the culprit.

Iceberg lettuce needs to be banned, permanently. (Yes, I'm a terrible person/lettuce snob.)

I'm curious to know what size your boobs are. Because I can't walk down a flight of stairs, or at a faster pace than leisurely stroll, without a bra on. The pain is persistent, and, if not debilitating, still worse than annoying.

I'm completely in support of women who find bras uncomfortable and prefer to go without them, but that's not comfortable for everyone. I tend to get backaches and exercise, particularly, is very uncomfortable if I'm not wearing a bra.

Women who are able to do the clasp behind their back are basically wizards to me.

Dear Other Ladies With Enormous Boobs,

Hey, thanks. We enjoy hearing about male privilege. Tell us more.

So I recently resized myself. I was wearing a 40DD and the bra I have on is a 40G. Hoooly crap. I know the band size is wrong but this is a super stretchy kind.

I didn't see this mentioned in the article: also look at cup construction. Larger women will likely find that a three-part cup construction will give better lift and fit and the more standard two-part construction.

As a person who is "little in the middle, but I got much back," and who usually wears yoga pants and leggings because such things fit me better than jeans, Lululemon can kiss my big black ass too.

sarcasm at its best :)

16 is not an unusual size.

wow, reading comprehension is not your strong point, is it? the average american woman is a size 12-14. lulu-whatever doesn't carry clothing larger than size 6. there's nothing "unusual" about her size; it's simply fact that even "larger"women (I'm a 10/12! OMG I must be HUGE by Lulu standards) want nice workout gear…

Lululemon: the Juicy Couture tracksuit of the 2010s.

I'm loving all the gray comments who read this and managed to take away the idea that Laura feels she has a "right" to demand Lululemon pants in her size, and that they are "obligated" to offer them to her. Or suggest that she just go elsewhere with her money, which is what she very explicitly said she already does.

I feel the same way. I was shopping with my mother last week. We were in Lane Bryant, and I found the cutest top, but that had none in my size (2). I felt so discriminated against.

I hate lululemon for one experience that always clouds my opinion. My favourite niece is super athletic, healthy, and fit, and is probably around a woman's size 10 or so (she's 16). About a year ago, for her birthday I told her I'd get her something from that store, since all her friends think it's the coolest, and…

When was Jason Segel supposed to not be sexy? One of us is confused.

Well, don't feed them on Gawker so we can keep them in the gray.