Seriously. Every other angle made it look like his foot was on the line. It’s kind of amazing it took so long to get a pylon cam.

I’m thinking that maybe paintball-murdering your coworkers is no longer quite as tempting a team-building exercise as it was, say, two weeks ago.

Troll Tide!

This makes me so sad I’m going to eat 20 Whoppers Junior to drown my sorrow.

RBIs! Yes! Take that you fucking Rs-B-I heathen fucks!

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

I'm glad we're not friends so I don't have to be seen with you in the summer.

Nah, don't bother. They aren't worth it. Best gif ever, though.

Funny irony: 1) Focuses on studying instead of athletics. 2) Graduates with 4.0 GPA. 3) Gets great job. 4) Can afford great tickets... 5) In a perfect position to display his lack of athleticism.

Trou Detective

Isn’t Josh Donaldson going to win the MVP this year? Am I crazy?

It’s the fact that each half is 45 minutes plus however much time the ref feels like adding, and even though he says how much he’s adding you still don’t know exactly when it’s going to end. Plus they just start counting from 45 in the second half even though there may have been extra time added in the first half.…

I think it has more to do with the seemingly arbitrary “extra time.”

“supposed to land safely In the most reliable and advanced cushion yet devised - a huge mound of empty cardboard boxes”

From the linked article: “Beller Fjetland came up with the idea for the design during a visit to a museum in Oslo, where he found a collection of 19th-century candelabra. ¶ `Amongst these pieces was an extraordinary device described as a candle extinguisher,’ he said. `I couldn’t help being completely obsessed with…

+1 tear running down my cheek

They call them scalpers to honor them.