shorty5
Shorty5
shorty5

He’s the rare pitcher who really just works the middle of the plate.

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What an asshat.

I think he should have to play the first 4 games with a ball COMPLETELY deflated... Like ur dad makin u smoke the whole pack when he catches you smoking cigs! Ha!

I hope the family as the expressed written consent of MLB to replay that video to friends.

It was also sad to see the ball girl grab a groundball and just slowly walk it over and put it into a bucket.

What if he hits 660 or 661 in Boston and the RedSox put up something like “Congratulations on passing Willie Mays on the all-time HR list! What a MILESTONE!” That’d be an awesome troll move.

what is the rationale for podcasts?

Dear tips@deadspin.com. Please turn this into words on a page so that I can consume it. Sincerely, 85% of your readers.

It's no Cobra...but it's cool...

Keep it in a giant pile with the rest of the crap she gives you. In like three years, bring out the box o' crap and suggest that she make a scrapbook with all the stuff you've curated over the years. You look like a nice sensitive guy and all you had to do was resist the urge to trash some stupid card.

Not surprising. The Irish have been fraudulently attending bowl games for years.

I have just watched "Crankin' My Hog" five times in a row and tears are streaming down my face.

Magic Johnson was at a Raptors game last week for the Tribute to Nelson Mandela.

Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,