may you have multiple weeks of vacation to recover from being responsible for yourself

I’m looking forward to the day a govt employee alleviates my need to read things like words on fuel pumps

There’s a reason Gawker is losing money and readers

the compare/contrast of Bill Cosby and Bill Clinton confirms the American justice system is racist

Damn glad I missed all of the qualifying rounds of the dude finally making the team.

Ha ha ha ha, Amy thinks the reason a dude would ask her out is because of the way she looks, rather than what she would do on the date.

If your age is less than 50 and the tool shows a value greater than $0 it is lying to you

#1 - SJWs

On the bright side, you got to see Bernie’s wrinkled jowls up close and Grandma Hillary’s turkey neck in HD

No mention of the DMCA?

Doesn’t this outlook call into question the need for Lifehacker itself????

Sweden’s Saab will sell you an aircraft as lethal/reliable as an F-16 for the cost of a MiG with the Gripen.

No one will pay a rookie quarterback $40-100 million and then bench them for a year.

are you serious? Corgis are breed to be livestock drovers and herders. Shorter- to be aggressive and very vocal toward horses and cattle.

and if anyone had warned you before that show that it was a bad idea to bring your dog you would have scoffed at them and hated on them as stupid since “you know your animals”

Another example of why “Portlandia” is so funny to watch

Ida Wells also considered the Winchester rifle one of the best anti-lynching tools available to African Americans. or to quote a similar more famous statement- “God made man and Samuel Colt made them equal.”

By definition if you have not learned to ride a bike as a child you are technically a precious snowflake with a trophy case brimming with participation trophies

Gossip is fun and life-changing

This speech habit is frequently found in adults who’d prefer not to be