In 6th grade I used to like this one guy so hard. He hit puberty before the rest of the boys and had a deeper voice so I was totally in love with him and wrote poems about him in my diary that I still have. I even lended him The Matrix on VHS. I pined after him forever and after two years wrote him a note. It said…

Uhh, I would kill someone who did that.

In most of these stories, the first line is moot, because she doesn't know he exists in the first place. Nobody wants a stranger to do any of this shit.

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The most fictional live update ever?

Sad. Nothing but self-loathing people who want to see other people be just as miserable with themselves. Excepting diagnosed medical issues, a persistent level of minor annoyance is the worst that a healthy person typically faces when they choose to lose a significant amount of weight. A voluntary activity and dietary…

Hooboy. Have you googled her name? That woman is nuts. Prepare for the DMCA notice. Apparently some folks have even talked to her sons who confirm that she is cray. Oh, nmoms.

There's like a billion comments in here. We're not here because we're all just bored.

OH christ. Do you know my in-laws? Seven years later they still blame me for my husband's fall from religion. As if my pussy had that kind of magical power to cause people to have a groundshaking shift in faith.

I thought I started the whole estrangement between my mom and I when I didn't reply to her email accusing me of spying on her to report back to my dad/her ex-husband. I had been asking her about her thyroid surgery, which I heard from a third party outside of my family had possibly been because of cancer. My mom…

She is silly and this is silly and I don't care because I love her.

Yeah, but I'm going to judge the fuck out of SeekingArrangement and their stupid fucking infographics about how being a "sugar baby" is just professional networking tee hee. Women deserve better than old white oil tycoon penis.

It's clearly kicked up behind her.

This whole thread is great, but this comment is closest to how I feel.

I wasn't responding to them. I was responding to the post with the Handmaid's Tale cover.

Get money. Spend it on your political representatives.

That book was a commentary on current times (as of 1985) and it's still a current commentary today. There is no could be. It is.

Redditors systematically downvoted every question that used the word "feminist" :(

Oh god. See, this is why I buy multipacks of boring cotton underwear. I can be assured that unless someone at the underwear factory tried them on before they were color sorted and packaged nicely into threes and sixes, they're probably brand new.

One time I grabbed a used bra at Nordstrom Rack (I didn't notice until after I'd gotten it home — it was well used, deodorant marks, stretched out, faded tags). When I tried to take it back, they accused me of trying to return merchandise that I'd used, even though I had a receipt and the tags they'd put on the bra. I…