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As I have written before, my daughter died when she was five in 2011, two months after being diagnosed with an inoperable and malignant brain tumor. There is no cure for her type of tumor - DIPG - and current treatments do little more than extend life for a few months.

My mom is 70 years old... if some smug bitch did this to her, I swear to god I would beat her senseless.

When this happened I felt visceral vicarious shame as a fat person who goes to the gym. I couldn’t bring myself to go into the locker room for weeks. Fuck this woman and her sorry excuses.

Where are all the dudes who have never read the book, or heard about Margaret Atwood before this week, to tell me what to think of the show?

What is this country coming to if CEOs can no longer fondle employees at will, or hold nude staff meetings.

Thanks Obama.

I am still trying to wrap my head around how many Trump supporters, who essentially voted for White Hate ideology, have contact and care in some part with Children of color. One of the scariest parts to all of this. I can’t imagine how Sandra Bullock must have felt seeing this side of her husband and knowing he was

Yeah, Kat Von D said that he cheated on her with like 19 women, which is a crazy number but I believe it. Two types of people I don’t trust: Trump supporters and serial cheaters who’ve had multiple marriages fail because they cheated. This guy is both.

So he is currently 47, married to a 39 year old, and that’s fine for him, but somehow 20 to 30 isn’t ok? I’m thinking it’s not an age thing, it’s a women needs to be younger (and everything that comes with that) thing. Fuck this guy!

Yep. Came here to say exactly this. Easiest comeback may be “oh you cheated on Sandra”, but I’ll stick with “oh you are that Nazi scum”.

I think you elided over the “Nazi cosplay enthusiast” aspect of Jesse James. 

I mean, he was an adult when they got married and TECHNICALLY women only cease to exist at age 35 (source: POTUS 45), so the first five years of the marriage definitely count. Sorry Jesse.

I agree about that text. There’s so much misogyny in it. She never would have said a thing to a stay at home mom, “ultimate contributors to society” — patriarchy strikes again.

My first husband wasn't very bright. It's never a good idea to cheat on a wife that works for a government agency known for its expertise in spying. Third generation in the same line of work to boot.

My husband of three years started watching My Little Pony. And I was like...okay. Whatever. That's fine. Until he started verging into brony territory. And then I got a bit concerned.

In the summer of 2013, I had spent 8 Very Long, Very Hard years in graduate school and was a mere two weeks away from defending my Ph.D. My monogamous husband of 8.5 years went over to visit our closest couple friends' of 5 years house to drink and play video games while I worked on all of my dissertation shit.

When she showed up at our apartment with a toddler. Cute little bugger- looked just like my at the time husband.

My (now ex) fiancé and I had a somewhat long-distance relationship. I worked an a city 3 hours from the small town we lived in, so I would stay with friends or my parents while I worked my 4 days on, and go home on my days off. Things were never "good" when I was at home, but anyone can tolerate each other for 4-5

College, I was dating a douche y Navy ROTC dude who lived in his frat house. He bailed on a date night with me because he was "sick," so being a dutiful girlfriend, I took some chicken noodle soup over to the frat house. Walk in, walk up to his room, and there he is, banging some rando chick. I hurled the soup at

My mother's advice was that I should ride a few stallions before I pick one. I think she was slightly bummed when I married the only stallion I'd ever ridden.

Was I the only one who rooted against Ducky in Pretty in Pink in favor of James Spader?