This is good! Also, use a tab to jack a free phone booth call...

Kinda makes me feel embarrassed...like naked-in-a-dream embarrassed

Don’t worry....another decade or so, Lake Show might make the playoffs.

Huh?

That’s a bummer, man...

They’ll probably end up working a private security detail for Bieber or Drumpf

Impeccable Kinja

Twice....I give up.

I’ve been kinjaed

I’m sure she was just peeing

This is a whole new level of Kinja...puts the descriptor ‘glorious’ to shame....

Is this exclusively a non-iPhone thing? Forgive my ignorance, I cannot tell from the article.

He’s such a glorious, yet unbelievably ill-informed, ignorant, incredibly stupid, ridiculous failure-at-life of a sorry, pathetic excuse for a human being (and a child’s penis).

Agreed 100%.

I am so sorry for your loss.

I hope she wins at least $66 million, and finds peace.

And thank you for the compliment! He’s extremely good-looking, and I am unbelievably lucky

He’s 16 pounds of rescue-dog glory. He’s particular about the stache-petting, but beyond that he’s essentially a super-intelligent, animated stuffed animal

Oh, wow....this is legit!