And thank you for the compliment! He’s extremely good-looking, and I am unbelievably lucky

He’s 16 pounds of rescue-dog glory. He’s particular about the stache-petting, but beyond that he’s essentially a super-intelligent, animated stuffed animal

Oh, wow....this is legit!

Corporations are taking over...

My heart’s broken :-(. And Quincy turns 4 tomorrow...

“People are saying she’s making fun of Taylor Swift’s birthday messages to  Heidi Fleiss”

As US Spec Ops would say: Respect the explosives

“...raised $30,526 in a Kickstarter campaign...”

Why is fail so much fun to witness?

HAHAHAHA REKT

If you click the words in the center of the greyed-out picture, it won’t black your screen out. If you click anywhere else on the pic, it will

Shit. Beat me to it.

I’m just wondering how all 24 of you can fit on the court?

“Weenie dog in a party hat!” WEENIE HAT!!

That’s a super-good philosophy, Sean. That way you could go through life without ever really getting to know anyone

That is all

Good times! Good idea to let Rio remain Olympic host...

Still isn’t as chameleon-esque as Littlefinger’s amazing accent(s).

You magnificent bastard!