‘I guess that crosses chops Bill Cosby OJ Simpson off the list of potential replacements.’

I still can’t figure out why either of these shitcocks is on tv. Stephen A. is like a mockery of a parody of somebody who’s a caricature of a true failure at life.

While they’re at it, they could change their name from ESPN to

Those crazy New World Order fucks

Shitburgers?

Pffffft.

I believe medical professionals refer to it as ‘The Douchebag Condition’ or Drumpf, for short

If that was a drag event, they definitely didn’t dress properly

‘This was especially true with Maseratis. 90% of Maseratis are middle class guys who are balling on a budget and have a restrictive lease and living in a condo.’

I believe that’s the actual Riot Act

Agreed. It looks like a total Gyllenhal to me as well.

Is it still runnin’?

Garage Queen

‘and had an insanely unsafe fuel pump modification installed by a previous prospective buyer.’

Happy trails, killer!

And all these years I thought his entire existence was devoted to starring in Annual Terrible Movie

Those aren’t pillows!

Yep, Gelnaldo can lick my left one

Hot take: Boobs

‘Nuff said