Pretty sure all of those are anti-competative acts and likely against insurance codes.

I dunno, owning a fighter jet like that seems like it would be approaching an unsafe area of some sort. A zone of danger, if you will.

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan! I spit hot fire, mon!

Oh, shit! Look at that. A freak hail storm that only covered 100 square feet directly above the Tesla. Look those dents! Must have been grapefruit-sized hail . . . flying sideways. Blame it on climate change.

Am I the only one that carries a valve stem removal tool in my car?

I tried to talk the wife into bidding on a local bloodmobile that sold for a few hundred dollars at auction here recently. Apparently it’s “creepy” and we can’t build our own RV because we have “a toddler” and “jobs” and “a bunch of other projects with no recent progress.”

You just had to open your pie-hole about that.

Just imagine what the new 760 hp Shelby 500 will eat, may try to eat Shaq or an elephant or maybe the Golden Gate Bridge with a Nimitz Class carrier as a chaser.

Surprising actually, I thought Mustangs preferred the taste of human flesh?

If you didn’t pretend to be running alongside his car, out of breath, and asking him to pull over.... I’m disappointed.

My guess? Texting and driving (or other distraction while driving) and they just said “ahh fuck it, ill take care of this after I park my car” and HOPEFULLY walked over to their neighbors place to discuss insurance/repair details.

It is a real bitch that this is true especially in 2019. We shouldn’t have to always be on guard for our safety especially with those whom are paid with our tax dollars and are sworn to protect and serve us.

Ain’t that some shit though, black people are the only ones expected to be calm and non-reactive when an armed thug and his gang buddies have you surrounded and are screaming in your face.

Holy shit, dad. It’s not our job to pander to you just because you haven’t gotten the joke since ‘03.

WTF is wrong with you???

Why bless your heart, you little dumb-dumb.

oh... I meant never forget Steve Harvey buys his clothes from the discount joke shop.

#neverforget

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