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If ETP and SXL start drilling again in defiance of the Army Corp of Engineers, then the Governor of North Dakota and the local sheriff will surely have to go after them with water cannons, dogs, rubber bullets, and orders to evacuate, right? Right? Because they care about laws and stuff.

In the future, textbooks on WW3 have a chapter called “The role of Twitter”.

Oh, I know it was inevitable, I’m well-versed in WWII history. It’s the fact that people thought they could keep it from ever happening again, out of naivety or hubris or hope or whatever. Humans gonna human

I recommend the podcast but it also hard to take because the similarities are so unnerving.

You mean the holy union. I love this thing irrationally.

Sorry if I offended any Trump supporters.

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This guy can drive, apparently the Williams engineers were pretty amazed with his pace.

Don’t worry. Now we have President elect Donald Trump to fix both those things.

I mean the SLR isn’t really modern Mercedes styling considering it was a) designed 15 years ago and b) styled by McLaren.

First, I’m going to not think for awhile and share with you some pictures I’ve taken of cars. Then I invite you to

shhhh. German engineers are flawless and always right and never wrong ever

Wait. Yeah. What was the point of all that testing if the transmission gives up the ghost so easily?

That’s my most-used strategy in racing games. Get in the middle of a nice soft pack of other cars, then use them to “smooth out” the corners.

This is nothing like Forza, there aren’t any cars going backwards.

Trust me, there are a bazillion people who employ that tactic. I prefer to stick to the playground lobby where crashing into people is actually the point of the games since I’m gonna get smashed to death anyways.

People like you are the reason my car goes helicoptering a hundred feet in the air every time I start on the front row. For the life of me Forza Multiplayer people need to figure out braking zones...

My controller doesn’t even have a ‘left trigger’.

15 years of design and construction and that’s the best they can do? It just looks very plane.

What do you know?!? Ricky Bobby was actually telling the truth!

Huh, didn’t know they offered the SS trim on the 81 Vette.