If you wear clothing with Ferrari logos, and you do not in fact, have a Ferrari, you sir or madam, are what we call an Asshat.

It wouldn't have been as jalop.

I once sat in the front “car” of the Magnum on acid.

Back when I was 17, my friends and I heard about this ‘new’ thing called Salvia divinorum. I smoked a bowl while driving down the highway. That was a mistake. I got tunnel vision, but only vertically, essentially everything in the middle of my FOV started to appear to be miles away. I took the next exit and just…

“Jaguar Land Rover’s all-aluminum Ingenium engine family is a scaleable one...”

Not really. That normalizes it to a “per capita” rate, but it doesn’t actually account for the cumulative effects more cars have on the road. If you just have more distance traveled, that doesn’t influence the percentage rates, but the increased congestion on roads meant to handle less cars than they currently do is…

Well they do talk about the ‘rate’ so that usually will do a bit for adjusting for the increased cars on the road. But I seem to doubt that is accounts for the increased congestion that all the extra cars on the roads create. Even on empty rural roads, I’m sure congestion (cars/hour) is up a good amount. More cars in…

I’m not a drag fan, but I understand it can be challenging and fun to watch.

I think calling that turn a motherfucker in this context is entirely appropriate. Nothing you wouldn’t hear in the pits between riders or drivers.

Welcome to the Internet. There is swearing here. Enjoy your stay.

but murica anyway because we could crush shit with a Soviet T-34/85 if we wanted, this is a free country

Well, that corner does look like it would be a royal bitch to try and navigate without incident if you’re not on track by yourself to learn it or have on Forza or Gran Tourismo to try and figure it out on first.

If words bother you so much, then you should be in confessional right now for spending the lord’s day on the internet rather than in church. I had a guy get on me yesterday for light heartedly using a curse word during a softball game. Guy had to have been pushing 400 lbs. Despite gluttony being expressly forbidden in…

When I owned a WRX it happened at least once a month.

“No way he’d use the other two lanes!”

The commentator’s “wah wah” at that pathetic toss was just great. Not sure what the LAPD was thinking for most/all of this chase. When the Explorer just passes the suspects @2:45? What the hell was that?

This isn’t even snark/hate, but I honestly don’t think the regular writers are skilled enough to do a Hellcat wheelie without...well...y’know:

We don’t need your sympathy. I really don’t understand the need for other fans to come to our defense. The Sixers are blip on most every team’s radar. If you want decry the competitive balance of the league or the treatment of players as far as contracts go, fine, some of that is valid but, we don’t need people saying…

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