“whenever Denton would decide to affix that battered tin bugle to his asshole and blast out another of his fanfares”

Twice I have found myself in the position of dating someone fresh off a divorce. I was in the enviable position of just having to be better in comparison. A lot wasn’t required of me. Typically, when dating a single woman you have to be better than all the rest of the guys. When dating a recent divorcee, you truly…

Well.... he wouldn’t have been there to run over the guy if he wasn’t, you know, in the country...

I think it’s fair to examine a system that is so successful at immigration control and enforcement that someone who’s been deported twice can somehow still manage to get back in and create a whole new life for himself outside the auspices of the law. There is nothing in that sequence of events that doesn’t make me…

Well, there wouldn’t be this one.

It was the drunk driving that made him an asshole, not being undocumented.

You missed a key piece of information from the linked article.

Interesting that you rip this entire article from ESPN but conveniently leave out the fact that the drunk driver did not have a license and was an illegal immigrant that was deported in 2007 and 2009.

Little known fact: Also Ted Kennedy’s personalized Chappaquiddick license plate.