And yet you’re still clueless..Maybe you need to take your own advice and “Shut. Up.”

Oh, so you remember that while you were hammered but not much else? Unlikely. Also, nobody drinks fucking “yearly.”

Bud, it’s everyone else’s fault, not their own. That guy they picked up at their favorite dive was supposed to be nice!

Then do the world a favor and jump off a bridge.

Yeah, we should totally teach 14 year old kids about BDSM and all that shit. You fucking nutjob.

Your reality is stupid and not indicative of the majority by far, and you are a garbage person for thinking it. Maybe stop picking up dudes in your local dive bar?

Maybe don’t get fucking smashed on a date, who does that? Most people don’t go past one drink or splitting a bottle of wine on any date. You’re just a whiny lush.

She wasn’t raped, she had sex.

More likely nobody wants to have sex with you.. Especially not with that grammar/spelling. Also, it’s not date rape if “I agreed to let him walk me home, invited him up, made out with him, then had sex with him and never once said no. BUT I WAS DRUNK, IT DOESN’T COUNT!” It does. I’ve been incredibly hammered plenty of…

Not really any more dumb than demanding we allow in violent, unskilled people with no grasp of the language just because their home country is a dump.

The 70%+ of denied applications for asylum, or the people asking for asylum just because they’re fleeing an abusive spouse, really debunks your claim that “most of the asylum seekers” are afraid of making it home alive. The definition of asylum requires the person to be subject to state-sponsored violence and…

You pot smoking, tree napping dorks that I saw in college make me laugh about how hard you fight against the endless march of progress. “YOU CAN’T DO THAT, THESE TREES MIGHT DIE!” There are plenty of trees. We have plenty of seeds. You are all stupid.

Brian Kahn, next to take a buyout from Univsion for politically charged stupidity. Enjoy your 4 1/2 months of looking for work? Not sure how far 20k goes in NY.

TL;DR, who the fuck commissioned this, and do they understand that this bears no political weight to anyone with half a brain, because the same thing has been happening since 2008? Probably not, because this guy thinks he’s a journalist and is paid by the word and somebody thought this “The USA is the devil” theme was…

Given that their rainy season has just begun and should go on for at least 3 months, I’d say a rough estimate of 90 days is enough to warrant dramatic action. You can’t pump in fresh air that far, and you can’t do anything about the psychological factor even with medication, since you can’t observe the effects of the…

The problem is, these aren’t experienced divers who understand they just need to wait it out and suffer the “endurance” toll, these are young(er) kids. Even adults psyches will cripple under those kind of conditions, if left for months it’s quite possible these kids will lose their shit long before they can be saved.

The real question is: Who the fuck doesn’t know how to swim, much less someone who lives in a country that regularly floods for months each year?

This may be the dumbest fucking idea I’ve ever seen. You must have been a terrible diver, given your idiotic assumption that the path from their location to the entrance is a straight line. You’re not contacting anybody but the newspaper either, that’s for damn sure - even they’re smart enough not to pass on your piss…

Maybe because Puerto Rico is a territory that doesn’t pay any federal taxes, and thus spending federal resources seems like a waste of time and money, you fucking neanderthal.

Do you ever get tired of shoehorning politics where they don’t belong? Or better yet, your constant hand wringing and pearl clutching over politics, as if the world will end tomorrow? It must be exhausting.