Bud, it’s everyone else’s fault, not their own. That guy they picked up at their favorite dive was supposed to be nice!

Then do the world a favor and jump off a bridge.

Yeah, we should totally teach 14 year old kids about BDSM and all that shit. You fucking nutjob.

Your reality is stupid and not indicative of the majority by far, and you are a garbage person for thinking it. Maybe stop picking up dudes in your local dive bar?

Maybe don’t get fucking smashed on a date, who does that? Most people don’t go past one drink or splitting a bottle of wine on any date. You’re just a whiny lush.

She wasn’t raped, she had sex.

More likely nobody wants to have sex with you.. Especially not with that grammar/spelling. Also, it’s not date rape if “I agreed to let him walk me home, invited him up, made out with him, then had sex with him and never once said no. BUT I WAS DRUNK, IT DOESN’T COUNT!” It does. I’ve been incredibly hammered plenty of…

Not really any more dumb than demanding we allow in violent, unskilled people with no grasp of the language just because their home country is a dump.

The 70%+ of denied applications for asylum, or the people asking for asylum just because they’re fleeing an abusive spouse, really debunks your claim that “most of the asylum seekers” are afraid of making it home alive. The definition of asylum requires the person to be subject to state-sponsored violence and…

TL;DR, who the fuck commissioned this, and do they understand that this bears no political weight to anyone with half a brain, because the same thing has been happening since 2008? Probably not, because this guy thinks he’s a journalist and is paid by the word and somebody thought this “The USA is the devil” theme was…

OH NO, THE ENVIRONMENT! IT’S FOLDING IN ON US ALL...Except not. However, you can feel free to weep more delicious tears.

And you’re probably one month away from ending up in a prison.

So sure are you? The turnover is a more a symbol of progress than anything - rather than the preferred method of “Oh fuck it we’ll keep you forever” that we saw with Obama and previously. Key example? Eric fucking Holder - should have been sacked real fucking quick, dodged every bullet because Obama protected him for…

Jesus Christ man, have the FBI not imprisoned your dumb ass yet?

How do we know you’re mentally handicapped? Because you couldn’t even read in to the OPs sarcasm. Even then, you’re still a bigger clown because you think everyone that might even dare disagree with you is the devil.

Or maybe, like, most of you are fucking psychos who think anyone gives a shit what you’re saying. I know if I was him, I would’ve flipped her and her husband the bird and blatantly ignored them. Wah wah, boo hoo, I don’t care about your uneducated opinion.

And like over 35 years younger, you ignorant fuck. Who the fuck took you out of the greys?

Did you intentionally pick highlights that show him dropping his head before the hit? Not to say it’s entirely his fault or anything, but if he’s not even going to bother going for a wrap and just a shove down, maybe he could’ve gotten an extra year by keeping his head up.

TL;DR, got the boot just like McKay and Pereene. Boo hoo.

I enjoy every time I’ve seen one of you thrown against a wall in the subway.