Cry me a river. Life isn’t fair, sometimes shit happens, and you make the best out of bad situations. It’s not luck, it’s adaptation.

..What does that mean? What relevance does it show? Go away.

Grow up dude. You act like a child.

God bless you - God forbid anybody ever works hard instead of having shit giving to them. These fucking kids couldn’t even graduate college - which was the easiest thing in the world. That other dude’s post sounded like “I got fired from these 10 companies, so fuck them!”

Cool statement, except I’ve never even heard a single broadcast from Alex Jones.. But no, by all means, keep focusing on “conservatives are all white” and “They don’t want their privileges gone.” It’s why you keep losing elections.

I heard you like double spaces and paragraphs under 3 sentences. If you wanna talk about immoral people, why not think talk about Obama? “IDEOLOGICAL PURITY” Sounds suspiciously like “RACIAL PURITY.” Nazi.

Neither the Republican Party nor Trump ever expressed support for neo-nazis. Nobody has. Perhaps it was expressed that they have a right to speak, which they do, and you have a right not to listen! Like most of us choose to do! You are a petulant child, handicapped in critical thinking abilities and unable to parse…

How...Erudite of you. You act just like the Nazis did. “I’m right, you’re wrong, shut the fuck up or we’ll shut you up.”

Where’d you get your kool-aid? Jim Jones?

Whose rights do you protect? Undocumented (see: illegal) immigrants?

Black People: Please stop killing each other, we can’t afford the overtime for the coroner.

Good job writing the first chapter of your new book, “How to Assault A Woman.” Why is violence always what you turn to?

Every time I read one of your comments I cross my fingers and pray “Please don’t let this be a garbage take.” 85% of the time I am disappointed.

Uh..Fucking duh? Given how unhinged you leftists are, and college students in general, I wouldn’t do it without a police escort either. The thing probably wasn’t even loaded.

Given that the guard weren’t armed with fucking M16s, but likely M1 Carbines or Garands, I’d find that unlikely. You unrepentant idiot.

Odds you’d say that if she were a democrat? I’m putting it somewhere between zero and zero.

All the Splinter reporters literally look like the hipsters you’d find at a dive bar drinking PBR because they still think it’s ironic. She’s making a point, but it doesn’t jibe with what you think, so let’s make fun of her. But hey, it’s all cool when minorities pose with pistols because they’re party to your…

I don’t know, to put it in your terms I’m just as bad at commenting as you are at having good takes.

What, did you expect me to just state the obvious in that if you encounter an unfortunate event that makes you fully start over, you seriously fucked up?

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