How...Erudite of you. You act just like the Nazis did. “I’m right, you’re wrong, shut the fuck up or we’ll shut you up.”

Where’d you get your kool-aid? Jim Jones?

Whose rights do you protect? Undocumented (see: illegal) immigrants?

Black People: Please stop killing each other, we can’t afford the overtime for the coroner.

Good job writing the first chapter of your new book, “How to Assault A Woman.” Why is violence always what you turn to?

Every time I read one of your comments I cross my fingers and pray “Please don’t let this be a garbage take.” 85% of the time I am disappointed.

Uh..Fucking duh? Given how unhinged you leftists are, and college students in general, I wouldn’t do it without a police escort either. The thing probably wasn’t even loaded.

Given that the guard weren’t armed with fucking M16s, but likely M1 Carbines or Garands, I’d find that unlikely. You unrepentant idiot.

Odds you’d say that if she were a democrat? I’m putting it somewhere between zero and zero.

All the Splinter reporters literally look like the hipsters you’d find at a dive bar drinking PBR because they still think it’s ironic. She’s making a point, but it doesn’t jibe with what you think, so let’s make fun of her. But hey, it’s all cool when minorities pose with pistols because they’re party to your…

I don’t know, to put it in your terms I’m just as bad at commenting as you are at having good takes.

What, did you expect me to just state the obvious in that if you encounter an unfortunate event that makes you fully start over, you seriously fucked up?

Alternate Headline: Gizmodo Media Sponsors Another Garbage Take.

Aw, didn’t Barack tell you? Everyone gets free (see: Shitty) healthcare now! This is what you wanted!

Okay buddy - I’ll find you when the commercials come on..You’ll still be outside yelling at clouds right?

Really? Who told you that while you were embarrassing and making a difference?

? Is your dumb ass going to start nitpicking grammar? Trust me, you’re not as smart as you think you are.

I fucking wish.

Spoken like an actual sheep unable to improve his own lot. Plenty of us have, you, clearly, have not.

I was in their shoes. It was called “Part time jobs during college.”