Pick your poison - either they don’t buy you out and the company goes under, or you get bought out and get to collect a paycheck a little longer. By the time the LBO is the only option on the table, you’re already living on borrowed time.

Are you so deluded that you think investors should be willing to take a loss just because it might affect you in some way?

a) Puerto Rico is a protectorate, Hawaii is a state - Hawaiians pay federal income tax.

b) Hawaiians, also, are well known for being extremely hostile to anyone not born a Hawaiian.

You...You weren’t dating before 16?

Who the fuck is still in the boy scouts at 17? Weirdo.

Well, I mean, obviously onion rings or onion straws are amazing. No one denies that. But what about caramelized? There aren’t many things in the world as delicious as a caramelized onion.

I regret it already, since you just made your argument without presenting any reasoning for it. A plant based diet would sure make most of the world thinner..It would also make them all malnourished. Numbskull.

Haha we’re the same way then. I’m not a fan of chunks of tomatoes either, the texture of it just seems odd with the flavor. However, I can deal with diced onions or even whole onions, but they need to be cooked. Much like Scott Conant, “Don’t you dare serve me raw red onion.”

Yeah, and where did you get your business degree? DeVry? Trying not to irritate your customer base is not a graduate level lesson. He’s not even that good, if he was he’d have been signed by Denver or Seattle, both of whom need desperate help at safety and aren’t afraid of protests.

Why does it always seem like collusion is the easy excuse when maybe, (excluding the fact that deadspin, as I love it, is insanely leftist) he just didn’t/couldn’t make a roster? How many people do you think these trainers have time to try out? God, the political pandering these days is pathetic. Leitch is probably…

More like full ride to living a sheltered life. She should have taken one of those scholarships to go to a better school.

While this is definitely amusing, as I find all white supremacists to be in a condescending way, I also find it somewhat amusing that the initial protestors (And most left leaning people) have zero clue what fascism is.

What, by starving a third of the human population to death? Bahahahahaha fuck off.

Good thing cows are dumb as shit as far as animals go, then.

I suppose I can understand that, but really the heaviness of a burger comes from the bun, not so much the beef itself. Protein generally makes you feel more awake when you eat it, as opposed to the carbs in the bread that make you feel more sluggish. I won’t lie and say I haven’t taken half or the entire bun off a…

You mean by putting race aside and focusing on merit and ability rather than color? God, yeah, how horrible of them.

I don’t have to come up with anything about you insulting her - how would that be relevant? I was simply lumping you in (rightly) with fringe liberals that think rage, violence, and a disposition to not compromise is a great tactic. You’re the same people that talked about how graceful, how wonderful Michelle Obama…

She did insult her looks though, that “Smokey eye” comment was not innocuous, nobody in their right mind would think it was. Not to mention that people like you, and the Root, and even Deadspin (which I love) have been haranguing her about her looks, but if that happened to a Democrat female you’d be rioting in the…

Probably because we’re busy fixing all of your party’s fuck ups over the past eight years. Don’t worry, we’ve already done more in a bit over a year than Obama did in eight. Also, don’t act like you didn’t whine and call everyone a racist when they criticized Obama, even though none of it was about race - He was…

Yeah you are, you porch squatting little scrub.