I don’t think you understand the meaning of “petulant.”

A) Vegans are fucking annoying, no one denies this.

B) Calm down there, ya damn sissy.

I suppose, it just seems a strange tack to take, when I want to be healthy I just eat a side salad lol

Luckily nobody gives a shit about your opinion on the matter of people explaining nonsensical choices.

He’s not in the union, it’s a private school, genius.

How are they fuckheads for that? Why in the Hell would you expect a Catholic school to give a single shit about a transgender person? You can do better than that.

They listed that as a caveat, since he decided to make this claim with no facts, they decided to waive that policy and release the reasons for dismissal. In essence, he opened the door, so now they’re letting everyone see the whole house instead of just the one room he described.

I once went to dinner with a couple friends before we went out drinking, and the girl next to me ordered a veggie burger..with bacon. I was so bewildered that I actually managed to piss her off by repeatedly asking her to explain to me how that choice made any fucking sense whatsoever. Spoiler Alert: She said it was…

People should not tweet anything, and in fact, Twitter should really just not exist, because it’s dumb as hell. That said, I’d rather read a tweet about somebody doing something nice for a little kid than another idiot talking about his political views or how the guy making his sandwich forgot to add the spicy mustard…

Only as long as it takes to get the perfect cut of prime rib and filet.

Watch it man, you’re treading in dangerous territory pointing out their hypocrisy like that. It’s only cool when it fits their agenda, kinda like how it’s okay to insult Huckabee-Sanders’ appearance, but if you say anything about a democrat’s appearance you’re immediately a misogynist and shaming. As they say, “Rules…

It’s amusing that The Root is so virulently racist. It’ll be even more amusing when Univision lays off the entire staff and shuts down the site because they’re losing money hand over fist.

I don’t think you understand what Apartheid was. Local taxes go to schools, it’s not right that they should be paying higher taxes for a school their kid can’t go to. But of course, you wouldn’t understand that because you’re too busy not having kids and living in a Brooklyn apartment trying to be self-righteous.

Or maybe, like, those minorities could have gone to class instead of skipping school or selling drugs, and their parents could have raised them better, but no, everyone should suffer for your inability to raise your child. And who the fuck types “Latinx?” Jesus Christ, get over yourself.

Just ask Robert Griffin III

As if your punk ass wouldn’t whore out to HuffPo for cash. Come on now.

What’s with the hate on Miller’s esoteric references? I’ll be the first to admit I didn’t always get them, but when I did, holy fuck were they good.

Nearly every artist has been better than Kanye. Lil’ Wayne takes a dump on Kanye, but somehow people flock around him because he’s poppy.

Still beats the lack of abortions African Americans have, so who’s worse?

Nice try at quoting the typical Gawker refugee deflection. What’s next? “Straw Man!” “Whataboutism!” “I don’t know what I’m talking about and have no counterpoint!”