It seems as though Melania has forfeited her position as First Lady.

Thank you for that!

Her coffee cake is divine and dead easy. I never have cake flour, you can use AP flour less 2 tbsp and replace with corn starch, or use cake flour, doesn’t matter, always turns out perfect: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/sour-cream-coffee-cake-recipe.html

Before my job interview, I plucked out all my greys (in bride of frankenstein clump at front of hairline) and I don’t recommend it! If you pluck them all out at once, they will all come in at once as spiky thorns at vertical angles to the rest of your hair!

Could it be possible that your husband is very well-endowed? I have had no luck with men-of-a-certain size, that means anyone above-average. I have been able to have sex with average to below-average men. Quite frankly, the less-endowed they are, the more I can enjoy the sex. Otherwise it is a matter of bracing…

This is every customer service reps dream revenge scenario. “They will rue the day he short-changed me!” So good.

Learning the definition of the word “squeakies” is the thing I can’t unsee today.

I love what your generation is doing for us lazy Gen X’ers. We just rolled our eyes and said “whatever”. Meanwhile you guys are changing our language in dramatic ways. Quickly toppling taboos we could only whisper about over a beedie, you guys are spreading it all over the internet. I support you 100% and look forward…

So people who have so much excess money that they will spend $600 in order to appear as though they actually live life. Very Marie Antionettesque.

As soon as my kids are done, they start fiddling with the door knob and it’s hard to yell at kids and be weary of an impending door flying open mid-pee. I will never get used the many, many infringements upon my bathroom habits that parenting brings.

Oh good. I didn’t do that with my dog at first and lost a lot of rugs, furniture and a lot of drywall. Leaving them in the crate helps reduce anxiety a bit and someone told me they can’t tell whether they’ve been in there 2 hours or 10 hours, hopefully that’s true.

Have you considered kennel-training him for when you are out of the house?

Or smell it.

I call alcohol “rape juice”.

Good for you guys. Sorry if all that hard work seemed futile, but keep up the good work.

I used to think I could be someone better than myself (more outgoing) if I moved city to city, but my introverted ways follow me where ever I go. Moving into a different culture did pull me out of my shell, a little bit. Some cultures won’t leave an introvert alone! So I realized I prefer to have my bubble respected…

Moving sucks. It sucks slightly less if you are convinced where you are leaving is WAY worse than where you are going.

I relate to this article because there was nothing I wanted more than to get rid of all my stuff and leave. Discarding a former life can be simple, if you are young enough to get a working holiday visa and brave enough to fly across the world. I did it and never regretted it. However, we follow ourselves everywhere we…

WINE! It’s just wine! To get the kids drunk in order to... well anyways, it’s not semen.

And this joke never gets old: “what do you call someone who uses the withdrawal method?”, “A PARENT” ahahaha *cough*