Talking Funny is indeed very good, but it just cemented how unbelievably irritating Ricky Gervais is.

Look, if you really want to drain the swamp, sometimes you have to give a prominent cabinet role to the wife of the Senate Majority Leader and let her exploit the office for her own personal gain.

Here’s Heinz’s official stance on the issue:

If you drink water, you’re killing the plants and animals that could’ve lived in that water.

While I’m not a fan of tweeting your good deeds because that’s self-centered as hell, fuckers should shut up and let the woman buy a kid an ice cream cone.

I thinks angry vegans are angry because they are hungry.

I thought this article would have listed lame Marvel Avengers who should never be in any of the movies.

Indians are among the most successful ethnic groups in American history. At what point is Apu going to be treated the same as Willie, Uter, Fat Tony, Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel? Do you really think Indian Americans are on average more oppressed than Appalachian Americans? The data clearly says “no.” If the Simpsons…

Nah, the solution isn’t for the bullied to learn how “to give it back.” The solution is for people not to be assholes in the first place.

I’m part Indian and received plenty of Apu jokes. Not a one of them bothered me. Everyone gets shit. Growing up in England we had ginger kids , fat kids , skinny kids , kids with birth marks , speech defects etc and they all were mocked mercilessly . Learn to give it back and get on with your life.

You should get a divorce

I don’t do a whole lot of international travel, but I think it should really be specifically pointed out to passengers if the airline is handing out food that you can’t take with you. I’d have to assume that when people are asked about if they are bringing anything they’d like to declare, they’d only think about the…

The fact that she indisputably did something wrong (they’re very clear about the need to declare agricultural products), and nonetheless has spent what appears to be considerable time and energy complaining on social media and to traditional media, makes me suspect that perhaps she wasn’t such a passive participant in…

Open-wheel racing is full of dumb aristocrats who think that just because they can buy a car, they can drive that car.

Where the fuck has Jesus been for the past 5 episodes

There’s something hilarious about Jesus trying to teach Morgan not to kill while everyone else is either gunning down or slicing up saviors left and right

How about that opening scene, when they’re drawing the zombies away.

RICK: Hey, all you Saviors...

I always assumed he did own it. Real-life immigrants to the country essentially buying themselves a job by opening a single-location shop of some sort is commonplace.

I bet you’re fun at parties.