I have introduced so many people to the salt & pepper diner that I should get royalty checks and free hash browns.

Sweet Jesus, I don’t know how many friends I’ve played Salt and Pepper Diner for, and every one of them is dying by the end of it.

Mulaney has a talent of breaking other comedians. It happens all the time when he appears with Nick Kroll, for example:

Stefon is so good becaues Hader is trying so hard not to break, but Mulaney knows exactly what to spring on him that will get him to do it.

Bible Thumper.

Good thing there’s a better book choice out there for all of us, just in time for Easter-

It seems like in abusive relationships, the fact that “nice” things are so rare and needed that when they do happen, their significance becomes HUGE and outweighs the horrible instances of abuse, or at least balances them out. Just totally schews the person’s perspective.

They’re engaged now.

I am very sorry this type of “learned behavior” related to abuse happened to you and so many other children, men and women throughout the world

It’s funny.....all the adults who for years have shit upon Millenials (now adults) and other kids....complaining they’re lazy, selfish, absorbed in their phones, have no direction, don’t vote, don’t care about issues etc etc.

The most unsettling part is how quickly he turns to assisting her. Picking up her purse, attempting to put her glasses back on. It’s that sort of, “I’m so nice, why do you make me do this?” behavior. The power dynamic of abusers is absolutely chilling.

Jesus...this is terrible, but there’s something especially insidious about smacking the glasses off someone and then putting them back on. The cycle of abuse in real time. Christ. Hope that girl’s ok.

Are you including rent as a debt? I would, since It is a monthly payment that you really can’t get out of (unless you own, then there’s mortgage debt). So yeah, without debt, including housing, I would be happy with $50k.

Super Bowl STD-VIII

It’s kind of sadly hilarious how everyone seems to have just decided to forget this about Golden Boy, right?

Antonio Cromartie winning a Super Bowl would’ve bankrupted the league!

Maybe he gave one to Bridget Moynahan.

I fuckin would. Bye bye student loans.

I did a triple Axel marathon.

I think the people that say things like that have no idea how far I’m willing to go to pirate things I can’t afford.