I just put one cup rice and one cup water directly into the Instant pot with a dash of salt and olive oil, mix it, then shake it around to make it level and then press the Rice button. Comes out great every time!

Or just stop caring what random people think of you, especially since you likely won’t ever talk to/see them again.

Given that we’re now seeing Madden-esque receptions in real life, I think we can conclude that we are living in a computer simulation.

Maybe I missed it, but i feel like more could be done to remind the first dude that his wife’s orgasms are about her, not him.

A 3 week experiment to see the value of someone’s work output is shitty science. In the short term, other people may be able to take up the slack. But you may not see longer term costs in terms of misscheduled appointments, small annoyances that build up over time, miscommunications that didn’t have to happen, etc.

Two words: Warren Buffet.

Elon Musk: If “because fuck you, that’s why” became a real boy.

I love this woman and her curvy body.

He took the summer off to figure out how to rhyme Kodak with something other than Kodak.

So in my “real life” I have seen a lot of couples separate, then get back together, then fight publicly, then get back together, then fight privately... ad nauseum. Not that it means much, but they all have posted lots of happy looking Instagram photos, etc., whenever they’re having a Together Moment.*

A male feminist walks into a bar

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

Agreed - international layovers are a totally different beast. If you have 3-4 hours to kill between flights there have to be options for activity/entertainment.

They’re not even competent at giving non-answers or dancing around an issue! How did they get to where they are?

Waters: “Why didn’t you bother responding to our letter?”

How about we get an option to sort pix chronologically? Would far prefer that over seeing a picture from 1 day ago, followed by one 3 from more than 12h ago, then one from like 20m ago, then ~20 from more than 16h ago, then one from 4m ago.

Oh, I’m sorry, did that go in your ears too rough?

Anybody who calls him “cowardly” is a fucking asshole. Sometimes depression is terminal.

I just brought this whole drama up last week to a friend who stared at me blankly and did not recall this whole thing!