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shoegal
shoegal

I’ve had good fortune with the seats that have a bassinet area in front of them - never encountered anyone with child thus far and it’s insanely huge legroom

I just measured myself and tried their calculator.... It kept giving me an error that I need to make sure the data input is correct, apparently I broke it :/

I have a black dog, thus: black clothes and black sheets on the bed - it’s not there if it’s camouflaged!

legit - I spilled coffee (or rather, fell on top of my coffee) and happened to be wearing some pretentious abstract grayish/brown/white shirt and you could barely tell half of it was covered in coffee, except for the smell, to which my coworkers said, “it’s not bad to smell like coffee.”

That was indeed one of the reasons for the advent of platforms - to literally rise above the shit covered streets

The eventual stabbing as the bra wears out. I tried underwires and couldn’t stand them

That model has pretty regular size boobs imo. So do you. At least you can buy bras from places like Lane Bryant and I think Torrid. I can buy ONE bra. ONE. Two if I want underwire (FUCK NO). That’s it. I will trade you in a second to have H cups. I have M cups. M as in motherfucking mountain size wtf is this shit omg

I fail to see where it says I accepted the offers? Perhaps you can show me where it says that

Every person on this planet is two faced. I’m fortunate(?) enough to not usually give a shit about people’s fake lives so I see the real side that would shock mutual friends. That jesus praising family man? Let me tell you how many times he’s offered me cocaine and fucked my friends. The one who constantly posts about

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This is not the first time I’ve seen a story where you could substitute “Trump” for “R Kelly” and it would still sound legit

he clearly needs to stay in school and maybe google “how do index funds work?” When you give a mouse a cookie....

On the bright side she’s a multimillionaire who didn’t marry him so she comes out ahead here. I only feel bad for the kid, once a snake, always a snake

it’s the damn ratio that’s killing me. Lamborghini debt vs lower middle class income

I stopped watching the first season 3 episodes in when I heard how long the wait was gonna be to season 2. Guess I’m binge watching this weekend

Feel the same about mrs. Clinton

The key is, do it when you’re single. No risk to your relationship that way.

I don’t get this AT ALL. In fact, the PSAs screamed “Sensitive snowflake!” to me. My feelings on kids and dogs (or other domestic animals) are the same: Until there are no more homeless kids or pets, stop making/buying them. I don’t have sympathy for people that have money to burn on creating a mini clone, plenty of