or get a popsocket and solve multiple problems. Wish I had invented it

I have a 2hr rule - I always get up 2 hrs before I have to be at work (and noooo snooze, nope). Routine is shower, check internetz while I watch a 20min show (usually the Daily Show, that way I have a 20min limit on my social media time), then hair/makeup which takes 30min on average, then get dressed, grab my stuff…

I like my dog, that’s my family

yes

I take one per year because I like to travel internationally and I have a dog. Much easier to get him watched for a month than several times a year for a week at a time.

Frostee Rucker was born in a Wendy’s

or you can resist a“holiday” of forced family interaction, go get some Jack in the Box and call it a day.

Tarantino was on that list

My plan is to actually follow through. I have many starts and ideas, as well as outlines, and I just focus on too much so I never get any one thing done. This year I need to actually produce something and self-publish.

go search youtube you’ll find plenty

there’s an easy way around that - use a fake name for your real social media, set up a cookie cutter perfect social media with your real name. Or just have a common name and it’s hard for them to pinpoint you. This shit is basic, doesn’t require much effort at all.

leftover chipotle?? more like all the bowls I’ll be stackin after I hit up 5 chipotles on Tues for $3 burrito bowls!

how in the world did you not even mention setting spray???????????

or you could just download it.... kvd or anything2mp3 works great, then you can put it on other devices, etc.

Fine. I give up. I’m going to start flossing...in 2018

Because their partner won’t do some sexual act they enjoy or want to try

Unless you’re retiring in the next 5 years, your money should NOT be in cash. Yes, market corrections happen, but do some research on people who pulled out of the market in 08, only to buy back in higher. Buy low, sell high. When the market crashes, rejoice and buy buy buy!!! If you’re under 60, you need to stop the…

sell low??? are you high??????

1) Plan to replace your car battery every 2 years and your tires every 3/4. Sun melts so much here.

I got mine last week because I am traveling next month. I always get it late September/early October