I have what I’ve been calling reverse body dysmorphia. I see myself as a good 1/3 less than what I actually am. I look in the mirror and I see (mostly) good things, I’m just the right amount of chubby/thick. I think I look pretty great. Then someone takes a photo and for some reason those tell the truth. I don’t…

you can buy them with a debit card

I’m just glad my Carolina Peppers jersey is relevant again

I feel like this summer has been lacking some Pitbull features. Where is he????

when you’re flying long haul international, it’s always nice to find an airport with a spa - you can catch a quick shower for $15 and refresh

Don’t shit where you eat JFC it’s not that hard, there are dedicated apps for this, use fake names, fuck in peace. Then when you get bored ghost the mf’er. #2K17

I had this happen, and unfortunately for dumb young me, it was $300. Even though I had a receipt, the bank said “you can type in any number at the atm, that doesn’t prove you deposited that amount” even though they could match the time stamp with the camera “it was too dark to see what you were putting in the…

I frequently think of ways to fake my death to get rid of my student loans

As someone who had nearly this exact thing happen, I was triggered. I don’t understand why we can’t have full salary transparency. I can google any professional athlete and find out their salary in less than a second, and any major actors/actresses as well. Why can’t everyone’s salary be public knowledge and raises…

you could have just posted the Last Week Tonight vid on this exact thing, or did you have a minimum word count to comply with?

those of us who are less fortunate have been living on expired meds for years and years

Young women blinded by money and fame? Yes, extremely likely they would keep doing this. Hell, I’d do it for a cool million after tax

actually sounds like a pretty standard kink relationship DD/LG if you ask me. If they’re all consenting adults, who are we to judge? Young people make stupid choices all the time

after a recent flood caused by a burst pipe, my advice is not only should you turn your water off, but take a pic too of the water heater valve

considering that’s how her parents met I believe she must

yet another reason all marriage should be illegal

zero lemon makes cases that fit flush with your phone, no way you could pull your phone out unintentionally. I prefer the cases for the convenience factor or being able to use the phone while it’s charging, it would be cumbersome to try to take pics while attached to one of those battery blocks. All I took was a…

My doggy is a rescue who was stressed by being in the shelter for so long that I would never ever board him, I’m afraid he would think he was being abandoned again. Plus there’s been a lot of mishaps at those places, fires and dogs dying, etc. I only take one non-dog friendly vacay a year so luckily my dog’s…

it hasn’t forced me to unblock yet, I get the warning from time to time but can click it away, if you use a VPN then you’re likely not going to have to unblock, plus protect your privacy.