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Ok, I was the perpetrator here, but in my defense I was like 9 yrs old so didn’t realize how shitty it was at the time. My mom was working and going to college for a great portion of my childhood. She had to leave in the mornings about an hour before my younger sister and I had to wake up for school. So she would

Once again, I propose that the ghost emoji becomes the universal symbol for “gtfo of my life” and you can send it and the other person will know what it means, no awkward ghosting behavior required. Spread the gospel please!

Ughhhhhhhh only 20 more years of payment until mine are forgiven! Unfortunately, as your income goes up, so does your payment, so getting raises at work actually nets close to zero with the increase, but I hope before 20 yrs student loans become dischargeable in bankruptcy.

every international flight I have been on they pass out customs cards shortly after take-off, they do not pass out pens, so make sure you have one accessible. Australia and New Zealand are the best IMO, nearly everything is automated, made coming back to the US feel like coming to a 3rd world country.

the expiration thing is so easy to guess because the month usually stays the same, just the year changes. So it wouldn’t be hard to guess a new expiration year. I cut mine up, but the few times I have dealt with fraud have been from handing my card to a waiter (there’s a reason a lot of those fast casual places have

unfortunately, despite my attempts, I seem to be completely heterosexual. Age range 30-50 is what I shoot for (I’m early 30s)

someone’s “unfortunate” is someone else’s “yes please!” you got any single, hairy, cute, male relatives send ‘em on to me :)

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Once I finally listened to the words in the Pina Colada Song I was like “wtf?” it’s about two people cheating on each other and essentially catfishing each other, like, how the fuck did I think that was a nice song at some point???

I’m surprised it took this long. How anyone from Uber or Volvo could drive for 1 day in Phoenix and decide “yup, this is a GREAT place for self driving cars!” is a fucking moron. Almost every weekend we have wrong way drivers on MULTIPLE freeways, and driving here is really a survival sport. The only worse place in

It did. The speed limit is 40 mph there heading East. Why you need the side impact airbags. More often the speed limit is 45mph, and often we go 50 60 mph trying to make stale green and yellow lights .

I tried to use this as a defense once, in court, fighting a speeding ticket, that I was driving in 3rd gear so there’s no way I could have been going that fast. Did not work, but at least 16yr old me was able to delay paying a speeding ticket for 2 months!

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Ok, but O-Town “All or Nothing” and Backstreet Boys “Drowning”, we’re just gonna forget that happened? Much more blatant, been a problem for me for YEARS!!!!

Interesting, I was outlining my own book last night about why so many husbands cheat on their wives after they have kids. Certain to have some core similarities.

Are you kidding? Friday nights are best for this, many LGBTQ friendly bars will play the show and it becomes an EVENT! Friday makes that perfect if you’re one of those go outside and socialize people, if you’re not, than maybe you’re like me and Friday nights are for staying in and eating tacos with your dog and

VH1 usually makes you wait a week after it airs iirc, this is why I stick to piracy

well the guy in Amanda’s pics is Justin Long, so if you wanna see his dick, it’s out there

If someone is in a position where they might have to choose between food and the electric bill, they’re unlikely to be able to manage a loan.

My issue with cleaning makeup brushes is not the cleaning part, it’s the drying time. I saw some vids on YouTube about this cleaning system called StylePro, it’s from the UK, but the vids show it cleans and dries your brushes in 30 seconds! I just got mine yesterday and tried it for myself, it is awesome! Check it

My issue with cleaning makeup brushes is not the cleaning part, it’s the drying time. I saw some vids on YouTube

Student loans shouldn’t be included because even if you’re in repayment and making your payments (i.e. being responsible) the overall balance still hurts you as part of that debt to income ratio. If the student loans were in default, yes, that makes more sense, but to simply deny people credit based on how much debt