Can we crowdsource an antidote for ed sheeran.

Who would have thought someone who released a song titled “Let’s Get Retarded” may not be the greatest arbiter of taste?

My default face during this pregnancy has been RBF because of HG, the same thing she has. Who gives a shit, honestly.

She’s not allowed to make political statements. William is president of Bafta. Why should she sit out? Can we stop vilifying women who aren’t doing Times Up well enough?

hahahaha, amazing.

Can you imagine how bad you’d feel the next day? I don’t think I could even make it that long, I’d be trying to escape the crime scene as soon as possible, setting up an alibi...

My story is just, ugh. My one sister who is married sent a group text to all of my other sisters (in our 40s) and her 19 year old son “Happy Singles Awareness Day.” It is true 99.99% of the time I am perfectly happy being single, but the last few weeks I’ve been a little salty. I waited a couple of hours and…

I say ratings...he’s got like 6 ratings on Google and Yelp. And less than 150 followers on Twitter. Biggest number of followers in history! Huge crowds!

I had a surreal experience today. I’ve been looking for some lamb offal and found this place that had the organs I needed. One of their newsletters came out and I thought it was a bit extreme, offensive, and overall tacky in tone. Then looking through the blog on their website I notice they often cite a very…

I had a baby you guys! She was born on February 14th, she’s a hilariously good baby and my c-section recovery has been a freaking dream. We’re already home after only 2 days in the hospital! Here’s a picture because I’m dying to show her off!

Oh, you’re all gonna have so much egg on your face when it turns it’s Jared Kushner.

Dope Tricks

I mean I don’t like engaging with baseless rumors spread by someone with an obvious axe to grind.

Does it rhyme with Pope Picks?

I Hope she tells us who it is.

Nathan Chen was so ripped apart for his bad performance last night by the media, I felt sorry for him. Same with Mikaela Shiffrin, even though she had already won a gold medal the day before. But I guess they must pay for “robbing” NBC and all the news outlets of their ratings money.

The Moulin Rouge soundtrack is Top 5, without a doubt.

She started a new instagram documenting her culinary experiments. Her dishes look tasty. Her and her boyfriend are the cutest and it’s so great to see her happy.

Can you EVEN imagine if brad and jenn got back together?

I am so happy for Frances. That girl’s life has been a disaster. I’m glad we (hopefully) won’t see her go the way of her parents.

Being married is hard.

Babies are cute.

Thirst does not age well.

The end.